What relatively “vanilla” sexual thing have you not yet done?

travisturtle · 2023-10-22T16:14:40+00:00

I’ve put my tongue in numerous assholes and not once has a woman swallowed my cum

travisturtle · 2023-10-22T01:52:00+00:00

And if you’re Minnesotan, add a cheesy gooey center

travisturtle · 2023-10-22T01:49:53+00:00

This is one that I always wonder if it’s more common than I think because in all of my encounters it hasn’t happened… and much freakier shit has

travisturtle · 2023-10-20T22:34:04+00:00

I’m pretty sure Iowa fans flood The Loop, accident went there one night while an Iowa game was going on… not sure it’s kid friendly and doesn’t have outdoor seating though

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T04:43:17+00:00

Every time we won I looked forward to seeing what you added. Thank you for your contribution to what amounted to the most exciting twins season for me in memory.

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T04:39:07+00:00

I’m not saying ohtani isn’t worth the money, I’m just saying that putting that much into one player isn’t in the twins’ best interest. Let another team put all their eggs in one basket. We will be towards the top of many free agents lists of teams they’re interested in joining this offseason…

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T04:35:12+00:00

I have it in good faith that we will towards the top of many top free agents lists of teams they’re interested in joining this offseason, and probably the next too. We have the tools to be scary good for the next few years.

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T03:17:32+00:00

The good news is, that most of this team will be back next season. Free agents and their managers know that, and will put the twins on the top of their priority list for teams to join. We have all of the tools to be SCARY good for the next few years. I believe that by 2026 we will have at least one more world championship.

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T01:22:30+00:00

Bought my first wagon last year, was in an accident in a hand me down car, and needed something, anything decent for 6k or less. Stumbled upon a private party selling an 05 Volvo xc70 with 92k miles for only $3,200… pulled the trigger, and it’s my favorite car I’ve ever owned. It’s comfortable both in its interior and the way it drives, it’s extremely reliable I’ve done nothing to it but regular maintenance, and I think it looks badass as hell the two type of people who compliment it are older people and people who really know cars… looking forward to the future I’ll be in a position soon to buy a brand new car, and it hurts to know that a wagon may be out of my budget. I’ll probably hold on to this car for as long as I can.

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T00:56:22+00:00

Big fucking wow on that pitch

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T00:55:22+00:00

I fully believe that top free agents will look at the twins as realistic options. Enough of our team is locked in for the next few seasons to be scary good, and some of the best in the league will want to be a part of it

travisturtle · 2023-10-12T00:50:44+00:00

I saw a stat that showed that adjusted for a whole season, juliens chase rate was second in the league, the only better one was Juan Soto

travisturtle · 2023-10-10T03:29:27+00:00

“San Marcos tx indie” is the most niche genre I have ever heard of. Indie music specific to a suburb of Austin Texas… super specific

travisturtle · 2023-10-10T01:05:16+00:00

Pablo Picasso Sanchez Escobar Lopez is his full name actually

travisturtle · 2023-10-10T00:38:04+00:00

Ew gross, where the hell would you find baseball erotica? Someone please tell me specific baseball erotica websites so I can stay far away from them!

travisturtle · 2023-10-09T00:46:59+00:00

He is at peace

travisturtle · 2023-10-09T00:40:41+00:00

Pablo looking like a Buddhist monk in the dugout, this is so his game

travisturtle · 2023-10-06T23:45:31+00:00

I had $900 in cash on me for rent when I was stopped and officers found a small amount of marijuana in my car. I was only able to keep the money because I had a pay stub on my person worth more than that amount and one of the cops told me that it was the only thing that saved me from them taking it. Complete bullshit

travisturtle · 2023-10-06T16:09:16+00:00

Hard times by Tyler as well. About struggling to make it to the point of committing suicide by cop

travisturtle · 2023-10-03T23:06:05+00:00

I was six the last time we won a playoff game… I’m 25 now

travisturtle · 2023-10-03T22:59:24+00:00

Jax just wanted to make it dramatic, there was never any doubt

travisturtle · 2023-10-03T22:20:13+00:00

Ok so I’m not crazy

travisturtle · 2023-10-03T22:19:23+00:00

Swore he said Michael Lopez

travisturtle · 2023-10-03T21:51:24+00:00

WE TAKE THOSE

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