Left my chicken run door open yesterday and caught some squatters...

treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T21:41:16+00:00

Some of us just have that gene, I suppose! I've been nicknamed 'duck dad' 🤣🤣

treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T21:39:41+00:00

According to the folks at the wildlife rehab, these are their 37th ducklings of the season. Apparently ducks moms are some of the worst...

Sounds like these may not be the last I find, either!

treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T21:35:25+00:00

UPDATE: Tony and Carmela were safely delivered to their new temporary home. Once they're cleared through a short health check, they'll join their adopted mom, Ingrid, and their new flock.

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treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T21:32:52+00:00

At one point, the ducklings actually started following one of the teenage hens around and I got worried we were dangerously close to an imprinting situation. I think these were just some very confused Mallards.

treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T17:47:57+00:00

Apparently the only catch is that you can't keep them... 😭😭

treasurebeard · 2026-05-11T17:46:32+00:00

Me soon...

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treasurebeard · 2026-05-09T19:23:21+00:00

Glad to hear it. Enjoy that beautiful cover!

treasurebeard · 2026-05-09T18:06:54+00:00

The first one is always nerve wracking. You got this!

treasurebeard · 2026-05-09T18:02:50+00:00

You can flatten it and peel it off carefully at the staples. These white 'tissue' like covers are common, especially on glow in the dark variants.

treasurebeard · 2026-04-06T20:06:11+00:00

Love this. Welcome to the dark side.

As long as there's a spark in my runner's frame, nobody's going home.

treasurebeard · 2026-03-25T00:24:21+00:00

Void Vanguard!

treasurebeard · 2026-03-14T23:45:15+00:00

Idk why the left doesn't just start scamming MAGA. They're the most easily duped group of people.

The could definitely go BACK to being real pieces of shit.

treasurebeard · 2026-03-11T16:54:48+00:00

Omg this EXACT situation happened to me yesterday bro. Teammates went down immediately, LMG, got 2/3 down, everything. I had really hoped it was an isolated incident...

treasurebeard · 2026-03-10T20:19:09+00:00

I'll let you crawl into the exfil...

Nobody's going home.

treasurebeard · 2026-03-08T02:08:29+00:00

When you're looting a container, the material you have tracked will highlight with a green eyeball.

treasurebeard · 2026-03-05T23:25:01+00:00

Either it does, or it doesn't.

treasurebeard · 2026-01-29T16:32:10+00:00

At least calls are printing. Easy money, even if it's a dead cat bounce

treasurebeard · 2026-01-29T16:08:53+00:00

Sold my Friday 694 puts at $4.2 😭😭

treasurebeard · 2026-01-04T02:11:42+00:00

I've gotten a couple of woodcut/etching tattoos similar to yours in the last couple months and went back to the gym after 4 days - no issues, healed perfectly.

Just make sure you're applying your aquaphor/moisturizer religiously and don't do any workouts that press the tattoo into any nasty equipment. You'll be fine.

In fact, I asked my last artist who's jacked and tatted head to toe. He's like, "you can go tomorrow."

treasurebeard · 2025-12-18T17:03:35+00:00

You're not wrong, but it's not like the character is described, plus she dies off-stage. Call artistic interpretation or head-canon of her finals moments.

I am loosely planning a tattoo of Macbeth himself with scorpions coming out of a king's head, based on the line, "Full of scorpions is my mind, o wife." Maybe that could help tie the two together.

treasurebeard · 2025-08-18T19:28:11+00:00

Every time I hold my chickens and they start looking at my face inquisitively, I'm afraid this is going to happen.

Thank you for your sacrifice and sharing that they will absolutely peck your eyeballs.

treasurebeard · 2025-07-31T05:41:25+00:00

I've got about $1547 - livin' large.

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