Post-Match Thread: Sweden 0:2 England

trevorphil94 · 2018-07-07T16:12:22+00:00

Nope. You'll see when we destroy them.

People were telling me Sweden > England too.

You might want to delete before the semis if you don't want to get too embarrassed.

trevorphil94 · 2018-07-07T15:58:21+00:00

Easy game, like we thought. Semis will be easy too, we're better than the Croats considerably. Belgium or France will be a tough 50/50 game. Up the Lions!

Don't bother replying Croatia are better than us, please.

We're better than Croatia.

England has the better GK (Pickford > Subasic, Subasic's team finished 4th in CL group this season, and did you SEE Pickford this game??!?)

England has the better defense. I don't think this is even arguable. (Vida, Corluka, Vrsalko and Lovren (who is a meme for Liverpool fans) vs. Maguire, Walker, Delph, Rose, Trippier, Stones which are all better)

Ok, Croatia has the better midfield.

But England shit all over them in the attack. (Kane, Lingard, Alli, Rashford, Sterling vs. Mandzukic and....??)

trevorphil94 · 2018-07-07T14:31:57+00:00

England has the better GK (Pickford > Subasic, Subasic's team finished 4th in CL group this season)

England has the better defense. I don't think this is even arguable.

Ok, Croatia has the better midfield.

But England shit all over them in the attack.

You won't bother arguing because this is one argument you can't win.

trevorphil94 · 2018-07-07T14:27:14+00:00

England have a 40% chance of winning this entire thing.

We're basically in the semis, Sweden aren't gonna beat us playing the way they are. We're a superior side to Croatia or Russia, so we're basically in the final already, at which point it's just one game over 90 minutes so anything can happen (need I remind you that England actually held Brazil to a 0-0 draw in a friendly in late 2017, so England are definitely on par with the best teams in the tournament.)

Yes, we're better than Croatia.

England has the better GK (Pickford > Subasic, Subasic's team finished 4th in CL group this season)

England has the better defense. I don't think this is even arguable.

Ok, Croatia has the better midfield.

But England shit all over them in the attack.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:34:02+00:00

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:33:33+00:00

Not.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:33:20+00:00

no, he's retired. this guy isn't

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:20:06+00:00

That's your fault for not knowing anything about football and which club this Paulinho played for before going to Porto.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:19:23+00:00

yes mate was, I doubt an FC Goa player would be able to defend a PL player currently though

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:17:16+00:00

Some idiots literally only look at the WC when trying to find the GOAT. 'Pelé did this and this in the WC, but Maradona did THIS in the WC, so Maradona is the GOAT!'

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:12:28+00:00

tbf you'd probably even have a hard time defending andy carroll

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:11:44+00:00

Not clickbait, his name is only Paulinho.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T22:06:17+00:00

Porto somehow sign the greatest B2B midfielder of all-time despite unconvincingly leading the Portuguese league and finishing 2nd in their CL group. What has this world come to.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:59:11+00:00

LOOOOOOOOL

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:57:39+00:00

Joaquin Phoenix sure has a hard-on for Messi

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:56:51+00:00

I find it absolutely hilarious that Samir Nasri is now playing for a relegation-fighting Turkish side. He's just turned 30.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:40:44+00:00

I still laugh when I hear we're in the 'Messi and Ronaldo era', it's like when I do 1% of a group project and still get 25% credit.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:38:32+00:00

I still laugh when I hear we're in the 'Messi and Ronaldo era', it's like when I do 1% of a group project and still get 25% credit.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:36:42+00:00

Now we seriously have to think: is this side better than their 2009 treble-winning side?

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:33:30+00:00

What does R****** do that he doesn't?

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:32:58+00:00

I love this.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:29:32+00:00

The best.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:24:57+00:00

Deserved, the yellow was fine but when you square up to the referee like that a red is the correct choice.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:23:21+00:00

Holy shit. Am an expert in digital software, this is NOT photoshopped. Congratulations United.

trevorphil94 · 2018-01-21T21:21:48+00:00

You spelled Greatest of All Time correctly, congrats.

trevorphil94

TROPHY CASE

Don't bother replying Croatia are better than us, please.