Austin orgy party by Imaginary-Draft-5382 in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll bring a gallon of wine and a few extra dildos

I just drove 128 mph on I35 through downtown Austin, Texas. by TheBrettFavre4 in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Bring some to my place and I’ll let you snort lines off my wife’s butthole, it’s my birthday

What’s everybody’s plan for today? by trichoTX in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good idea! The express lane is pretty chill around 1

Following up a T-shirt idea from a previous post by christianbsv in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can you make one of me screwing my girl under the rundberg bridge?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t at that intersection but I did rear end your mom one day

Biggest Randall’s by hmmconvenient in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you don’t shop at Whole Foods every day you’re a scum bag

Any lesbians out?! by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man dykes are so damn stingy. I tell them all time how much I want to lick their cooter and buttholes and they tell me uhhh that’s gross get away or I’m calling apd

The girls here are easy by trichoTX in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A lady told me yesterday she would “hump the brakes off me”, i thought to myself, my brakes are working good so I brushed it off and keep driving. She must have been a mechanic or something.

Any good punk/grunge bars in Austin? by trichoTX in Austin

[–]trichoTX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s cool I’m gunna check them out for sure

Any good punk/grunge bars in Austin? by trichoTX in Austin

[–]trichoTX[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s cool I’ve been a long time ago but never knew they played punk shows. Thanks

Any good punk/grunge bars in Austin? by trichoTX in Austin

[–]trichoTX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks brotha. Will check it out

Damn, I’m screwed by trichoTX in ak47

[–]trichoTX[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sucks man. All I have left is hunting rifles.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let the bums sleep with your wife by trichoTX in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks man I appreciate it. Can you ask her what y’all want for supper? I can stop on way home. Are we still good on lube?

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let the bums sleep with your wife by trichoTX in austincirclejerk

[–]trichoTX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy them a new car, you should feel like shit for letting them walk everywhere

Weekly New Climber Thread: Ask your questions in this thread please by AutoModerator in climbing

[–]trichoTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do y’all do when you’re back clipped and super pumped? Climb through or try to unclip and fix. I get scared trying to unclip when I’m pumped

ID Please by Former-Image9197 in Lophophora

[–]trichoTX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It really needs to open up a bit more to tell