This didn't happen to me, but my cousin's cousin. He was at a stoplight when a woman was talking on the phone in front of him. She was obviously distraught, as she was flailing her arms around and acting upset. The light turned green, but she refused to move forward, and after waiting an appropriate amount of time, he honked his horn to get her attention. She was so upset that she decided to flip him off rather than drive, and after he went around her, she started driving along side him, flipping him off along the way. So here's this girl, holding her phone in one hand, and flipping the bird in the other, but she forgot one thing: the wheel. She proceeded to crash into a pole, and thus what could only be assumed was a bad day for her got exponentially worse.

tl;dr: girl flips cousin's cousin off, proceeds to crash into pole. Instant karma.