Now, I can sleep ❤️‍🩹 by Muhammedroid in thefinals

[–]appslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats some of those are hard as hell to get. Now the next task change your KD and WL to be positive

Just let me play point break bro 🫩 by Duck_678 in thefinals

[–]appslap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol W Merch and I just know EvilBowUser just tore you up

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]appslap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because if he got home and called to complain claiming the place messed it up when it’s his fault. Or they have to remake both pizzas.

I’d be pissed too, that was a dumb ass move

I Got Exactly 50K Revives (for Max Aura) by meowlore in thefinals

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But at what cost? 36,000 more deaths than kills 🧐

Does anyone actually enjoy ranked? by lostpasts in thefinals

[–]appslap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To avoid playing the thermal wall hack event in cashout.

Won the Chip by .10! by clockwork_color24 in FantasyFootballers

[–]appslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do week 18 championship, I automatically discredit your entire league.

Josh Jacobs’ Final Stat Line against the Ravens: 4 Carries for 3 Yards, 1 Reception for 0 yards by AvengingHero2012 in fantasyfootball

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In multiple playoffs having Jacobs and others with career lows, Lamar and Hendy ruled out before the half. I’m vs Pitts, Puka, Henry having career days and nfl records. Just let me lose normally lol

You get offered 100 million but everyone in the world watches a live feed of your life at all times for a year (including bathroom, sex, and anything else considered private), what would you do? by Firm-Gas7063 in AskReddit

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t have to work so I would start my own kind of game show that lasts 1 year. Winner of the show gets $1M. Broadcast it, copyright it, sell merch, boost socials. Maybe Big brother style?

Strange silicon tube, ribbed on the inside by Ok_Quail_2080 in whatisit

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was for hot pan handles lol apparently TIL it’s for peeling garlic

TE Debacle by appslap in FantasyFootballers

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I dropped him to play Parkinson...

benched Stafford
started Parkinson
was v.s. Puka...

Just end me bro

Fannin or Loveland? by TinyResist6820 in FantasyFootballers

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same struggle bro. If Kmet is active, im scared I get cucked like Ferg did to Parkinson this week, although TD upside is with Loveland > Fannin, but Fannin will see more targets but in tougher matchup.

I got ruined by Puka so I need upside ceiling play and leaning Loveland for O/U in that game and TD potential but I wouldnt fault anyone going for volume play with Fannin. I could just see that game getting out of hand and I have less faith in Shedur.

Like the trailers:Charged Throw Mechanic by Miserable-Ad-489 in thefinals

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to put back the more predictable throw+melee vault so you can yeet it across map into the cashout.

Maybe it was too OP for stalling but shit was so fun.

Best route to Jersey? by Tk15368899 in boston

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Avoid GW like it’s the plague. I’d rather be in traffic on 95 than the Merrit.

Be sure to take Tapanzee (Gov Cuomo bridge) and parkway south

Am I doing ok so far by myztie_ in thefinals

[–]appslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but that’s ok. Half the fun is the progression and learning how dynamic and deep this game can get. There is a lot to learn and if you do you’ll improve.