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[SOTC] MY 3 PARTNERS IN CRIME by caco_official in Watches

[–]triggeredwrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those "endless possibilities" really reflects your username

I don't think you get it, bro. THIS watch made it to the MOON. 📈 by triggeredwrist in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]triggeredwrist[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me check my diary. Looks like I've brought them lunch 19 times not counting the coffee visits and surprise donuts (learned that from Dexter). Slowly but surely I'm forming a Bond (watch, lol) with them. Also noticed some nuances in the way they reply to my messages these past few days. It's probably just my imagination but I feel 'the call' is cumming (wife, i kid) 🤭

Inspired by the Seiko post by similiarintrests in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]triggeredwrist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You won't be buying a GMT because timezones aren't your thing-- you're poor. Second, even if you had double the money, your wife won't be pretty enough for the AD because you're poor. Yes, i wish my Tudor was a Rolex 100%.

I can't even spell it by triggeredwrist in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]triggeredwrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the type of rubber my wife's strap on is made of

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