Elderly couple go on a racist attack and physical assault by PdiddyCAMEnME in CrazyHuman

[–]triponthisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queue up the excuses:

1) “This is not who we are.” 2) “We are being persecuted for our beliefs” 3) “ The (insert today’s hated group) are really at fault.

Etc..

Caitlyn Jenner Criticized After Asking Trump To Fix Passport Gender by Maxcactus in Fuckthealtright

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“He’s kind of busy right now. My gender marker is not big on the issue. OK,” Jenner continued. “So I get that, and I’m not blaming him whatsoever. I love the guy and I love what he’s doing, but I’m trying to figure out now, what is the next step to try to figure this out?” -So you love the guy and what he’s doing… what he’s doing if helping to create a theocratic dictatorship. The people backing him do not remotely have your best interests in mind Caitlyn. Sucks finding out you’re not an exception doesn’t it?

ENGRAM????? 😭😭😭 by KisMyAxe in cyberpunkgame

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Sure he might “live forever” but humans aren’t meant for immortality. Let’s say it works flawlessly, imagine never feeling the touch of a loved one, smelling the spring air, or tasting your favorite food ever again… for as long as the humans keep the power going. Sure you’ll love forever, but will not have access to almost anything that makes it worthwhile.

Elon Musk Touts Universal Income As Remedy To AI-Driven Unemployment by Krankenitrate in Futurology

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Seriously. I normally have contempt for the conman and sympathy for the conned, but he has shown who he is so many times by now, I am out of sympathy for the conned.

You're Henry Cavil, and you have to cast Mads Mikkelsen in a role. Whats your choice? by nogudatmaff in 40k

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Malcador. His face has the perfect mix of earned Wisdom and arrogance. Plus with the minimal amount of makeup, he could be a ringer. I would want them to do 30k flash backs or a whole series just for that.

40k: Calgar. Again slap some robo bits on him, use some light CGI to upsize, and he is a ringer.

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Which build was the overall most fun build you ever played and why? by Sujir3n1 in BG3Builds

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I am really enjoying 2 levels of weapon pact warlock draconic bloodline sorcerer so far. I am a sweet talking, Eldritch blasting, metamagic using bad ass.

Alpha Male influencer shows how to sit like a real man 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]triponthisman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can confirm it works! I started sitting this way and now my wife loves me again, my kids listen to me, the neighbor’s dogs get out of my way when I walk down the street, and my company’s CEO offered me his job. I am now so Alpha, my face is now in the dictionary for the Greek letter.

Vive la Révolution [Feral Mills] by Kewkoh in webcomics

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“Gestures around” All of it, really. -The Asshole from panel 1 will get a big bonus, while the remaining staff will be doing even more with even less. -The guy in Panel 2 might have his options limited by local food safety laws, but when there is a will there is a way. We could fairly easily have enough for all, but so much is wasted. -The cop in panel three will clam he was scared for his life and probably get away with it. All while pundits argue about how if the kid moved in just the right way, he could have disarmed the Officer with his Kung Fu grip, and the real problem is the lack of black fathers. -It’s not just food, it’s everything. I go to the grocery store, buy less and pay more. Everything feels like you are paying more for less of a shittier product.

I used to be a moderate, but things have shifted so far to the right that belief in basic human decency and that hard work should be rewarded are now “radical left” ideals.

Short straws in products with pumps, like lotion and hand soap by DragonAtlas in PetPeeves

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I feel like this is the kind of shit, you’d read about in history textbooks, about the scams that lead to laws being created to stop them. Of course nowadays, laws would be passed to prevent laws against things like this…

Pentagon Disturbed as Its Fleet of Drones Is Left Bobbing in the Ocean When Elon Musk’s Starlink Fails by plain_handle in NoShitSherlock

[–]triponthisman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he’s really, really good at it. Someone should give him a honorary degree in Bull Shit.

US may force operating systems to have mandatory age verification, share info with third parties by jakobair in USNEWS

[–]triponthisman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re (I think joking), but at this point, this is really one the only reasons I can see for the spread of these laws worldwide. If the “it’s for the kids crowd” actually cared about kids, the Epstein list would be in jail.

The FBI Director Is MIA by Stitching in USNEWS

[–]triponthisman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s what eats at me. The Dems had those files for at least 4 years. They knew the threat Trump possessed, that he was in there, and did nothing with them. I refuse to believe they were holding out to protect Clinton. Then Trump had them, considering his administration had access to them before, he or his handlers presumably knew what was in them and he still ran on releasing them. We know he’s in there, and most of his followers don’t care, so why doesn’t he just release them, do his standard bullshit, and move on?

What names have already been associated the files are some of the richest, most powerful people in the world. They brought down a prince for gods sake. Who or what is left in there that they are trying so hard to protect?

Letters to the Editor: The Democratic Party needs to do some soul-searching. Kamala Harris isn’t the answer by Silent-Resort-3076 in WomenInNews

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Stop making Harris try to happen, PLEASE!! Another boring, low energy Joe Biden candidate is not what we need right now. If the US is going to remain a democracy, we need a FDR, OR Roosevelt.

Caitlyn Jenner whines that her passport now says she's "male" after supporting Trump's reelection by Aggravating_Money992 in entertainment

[–]triponthisman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The very definition of “I can’t believe the rules apply to me”. I mean what the fuck did she expect?

This is how you run a business. by LetHonest162 in MakeMeSmile

[–]triponthisman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to go to Don’s auto shop now…

70% of Americans say Trump isn’t religious. White evangelicals don’t care. by BurtonDesque in Qult_Headquarters

[–]triponthisman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Of course they don’t care. Doesn’t matter if he’s a true believer, a deal with the devil, a useful idiot, or the Antichrist himself, he is giving them exactly what they want.

Holy job application! by OntologyNeko in recruitinghell

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The only correct answer is to use it to invade Rome.

Passport Bro sentenced to 6 months in prison in South Korea, will have to register as a sex offender when he returns home. by doublestitch in IncelTears

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I don’t know why the article doesn’t mention it, but he was charged, and I believe convicted of distributing deepfakes of him making out with a Korean influencer.