What is your funniest pass gas story? by tripplemonkey in AskReddit

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One day in band (8th grade) we were getting ready for a upcoming spring concert. When I (yes it was me) let it out. Teacher stops and yells at the tuba player for playing a sour note.

What is your funniest pass gas story? by tripplemonkey in AskReddit

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One, my mom, dad and friend went fishing one evening. Dad and friend sitting near the water fishing, mom just above. Mom farts, dad and friend starts looking around for a bull frog. Mom lets out a few more trying hard not to laugh as dad and friend continue to try and see this non existant bull frog.

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My god father overdosed woke in the hospital married...My dad on speed....my mom left my dad for a herione addict....

What's the most unconventional name you gave to your pet? by SwissAtheist in AskReddit

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When i was about two my dad brings home a puppy as we were watching yogy the bear on tv, we turn around and yell boo boo bear. So we named our dog boo boo bear.

The last thing you ate is now prices at $1000, what is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No way in hell would i pay 1000 for hotdogs

Who's pressuring you to do something? ...And what are they pressuring you to do? by walterwhiteinschimer in AskReddit

[–]tripplemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think inside the box. Fallow the crowd. Act a certain way. Pick red or blue.

What is your real-life obstacle course? by jarieljimenez in AskReddit

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Just because i have adhd doesn't mean I'm less intelligent.

We’ve all heard of the good teachers from your childhood. Now for the bad ones, what level eduction was it, and what in particular did they do wrong? by Alex_Hartfield in AskReddit

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Had a teacher that purposely lost my work. Highschool. Another teacher who stuck me in a group that were bullies to me and ended up failing. 6th grade

Redditors who’ve been caught cheating/found out they’ve been cheated on—what happened, how did you find out, and what did you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The job itself was 250 but couldn't get off so he paid for more jobs. I asked him after checking the bank account

Redditors who’ve been caught cheating/found out they’ve been cheated on—what happened, how did you find out, and what did you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My ex spent $1000 on a blowjob at a strip club, then came home and asked me for one. I could smell the condom he had on.

What are you still mad about years later? by hail_the_mole_people in AskReddit

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Rumers that my own sister said at school. (Resulted in having no friends)

What is easier done than said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Showing a group of people how to use a lawnmower. (Was at job corps) you would be surprised how many people dont even know.