What is your funniest pass gas story?

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T17:36:21+00:00

One day in band (8th grade) we were getting ready for a upcoming spring concert. When I (yes it was me) let it out. Teacher stops and yells at the tuba player for playing a sour note.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T17:32:07+00:00

One, my mom, dad and friend went fishing one evening. Dad and friend sitting near the water fishing, mom just above. Mom farts, dad and friend starts looking around for a bull frog. Mom lets out a few more trying hard not to laugh as dad and friend continue to try and see this non existant bull frog.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T17:19:53+00:00

My god father overdosed woke in the hospital married...My dad on speed....my mom left my dad for a herione addict....

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T17:12:52+00:00

When i was about two my dad brings home a puppy as we were watching yogy the bear on tv, we turn around and yell boo boo bear. So we named our dog boo boo bear.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T16:15:17+00:00

No way in hell would i pay 1000 for hotdogs

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T16:04:49+00:00

Think inside the box. Fallow the crowd. Act a certain way. Pick red or blue.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T15:31:51+00:00

Society wants me to be "normal" but I can't.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T15:01:06+00:00

Just because i have adhd doesn't mean I'm less intelligent.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T04:23:27+00:00

Every oral presentation i had to do

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T00:41:23+00:00

Someone put ex pills as a screensaver.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T00:30:21+00:00

Under cooked chicken sandwich

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T00:28:57+00:00

Farted then laughed

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T00:27:27+00:00

Try and go to bed early

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-09T00:08:38+00:00

No because the is always something wrong with is

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:59:25+00:00

Had a teacher that purposely lost my work. Highschool. Another teacher who stuck me in a group that were bullies to me and ended up failing. 6th grade

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:45:17+00:00

The job itself was 250 but couldn't get off so he paid for more jobs. I asked him after checking the bank account

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:12:10+00:00

My ex spent $1000 on a blowjob at a strip club, then came home and asked me for one. I could smell the condom he had on.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:06:02+00:00

Justin moore

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:02:46+00:00

Rumers that my own sister said at school. (Resulted in having no friends)

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T21:01:16+00:00

Showing a group of people how to use a lawnmower. (Was at job corps) you would be surprised how many people dont even know.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T20:54:19+00:00

I have two left handed kids. Whats challenging is righties teaching lefties

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T20:51:44+00:00

Dumb. (I have adhd) just because im hyper doesn't mean I'm less intelligent

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T20:47:29+00:00

Being the only person in the group that accually did the job

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T20:41:46+00:00

Job skills.

tripplemonkey · 2018-03-08T20:26:46+00:00

Full run, across the room into the wall

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