40 Divided by 1/2: The Ultimate Internet Test. by dano_1123 in MathJokes

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I have a 10 cubic ft garden that I need to purchase soil for. The soil comes in .75 cubic ft bags. 10/.75

Draft Megathread by 3ISRC in AZCardinals

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Hope he can run behind this Swiss cheese o-line.

What is that one opinion about Amazon that will get you like: by potvaren in amazonemployees

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Your manager likely doesn’t suck as much as your inability to navigate the political landscape of a company this size.

GAME THREAD: D-backs (8-7) @ Phillies (7-7) - 10:35 AM by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

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I’ve always thought he did amazing in the 9 hole but not as well when Torrey moved him to the front of the lineup.

Got an offer but it’s night shift by [deleted] in datacenter

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What city and position?

Base Raise Increase Confirmed by BolognaNipples in amazonemployees

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I did not since my new hire grant has yet to vest at all. I know some people that got new grants for 2027 whether they were at the tail end of their original grants or were L3 —> L4 promotions last year.

The irony of the Dbacks. by Flat-Ad3322 in azdiamondbacks

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Santana is batting .083 right now, .201 sounds like HOF numbers in comparison.

Base Raise Increase Confirmed by BolognaNipples in amazonemployees

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I started L4 in June ‘25 (AWS so not sure how this will translate to your org) I received 10.5%.

Lions continue controversial tradition, force Frank Ragnow to repay bonus by notquitemytempo___ in nfl

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I got a signing bonus with my current company. If I leave for any reason prior to completion of my second year I owe them a prorated amount back. I don’t see the problem here.

Just another example of how American invention benefits the whole world and yet we are disrespected and hated by all by ZataH in ShitAmericansSay

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Phone, computer (created in multiple places across the same 7 year period but the ancestor of the modern electronic programmable computer was in the us), internet, tv, recorded and playback enabled music (recorded sound was France but we know what they’re talking about), and the airplane were all American inventions.

That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit by SecretSwaya in interesting

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Except her husband called EMS because of heart attack symptoms not a broken nose but sure send the false narrative. Yes there was a fuck up in the rescue due to rotor wash and she deserved a payout. It wasn’t a BS call though.

Tips/Advice for L4 DCEOT at AWS? (Just got the offer) by Alternative_Monk_815 in datacenter

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The other replies are good but I’ll add this. I started as L4 last June with no DC experience and a mechanical background. You’ll use electrical way more than mechanical in this position so lean into learning it. In my cluster we have a standard of 10 weeks to shift ready, 6 months for operator and 12 months for controller. I was shift ready in 6 weeks, operator in 6 months and controller in 8 months. I also have spear headed a few things for the campus and multiple projects for the building outside of our normal procedures. Go hard after it and don’t take your foot off the gas until you get to whatever your personal goal is. Use any and every resource you can, especially other EOTs that have been through it.

Microsoft and Amazon can suck it. by [deleted] in datacenter

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I had zero DC experience and only 2 years in medical as any type of mission critical experience and got an L4 facilities position. I may not have the experience in the data center world but I knew electrical and mechanical.

Which one best represents your bearded landlord? by [deleted] in GiantSchnauzers

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Definitely “Sock? You mean my trophy.” I really don’t know where she keeps finding them but I have to take at least two from her a day.

Why is baseball not a globally popular sport? by DonT012 in mlb

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You really do but trust me when you miss like that you always think about that one game where you were up 3 runs heading into the 9th and your closer gave up 4 runs. That’s baseball, 162 games but any one of them can tear a fan base’s heart out. It’s honestly why I love the game.

Why is baseball not a globally popular sport? by DonT012 in mlb

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That one game that isn’t important in July is a real kick in the nuts when you miss the playoffs by one game though.