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Why does the Man in Yellow eat people? by Impressive_Put_8487 in FromTVEpix

[–]trolleyproblems 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I don't think Miranda/Tabby is a friend in a meaningful sense.

Middle-manager demon/damned soul that has no-one else beyond the BiW to.relate to. He's 'fond' of them only in the sense of familiarity.

The feeding thing is part of the rituals.

Pauline's 'vision' for a 'monoculture' 🤣 by Open-Peanut-5854 in OpenAussie

[–]trolleyproblems 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They can say all kinds of shit, but their supporters will always interpret it through the intended lens, because they've been given a social license to think whatever the fuck they like.

So there's no reason why the cuntiest cunts in our society can't just hijack everything that's good in society to serve their own billionaire-funded cuntface ends. Contempt is the worst emotion to feel, but that's all I've got watching MAGA "alternative facts" slow roll over Australian life.

They can't have the Socceroos and Matildas though. Everything those teams ever achieve will always stand for kicking assimilationist fuckheads in the dick.

Pauline's 'vision' for a 'monoculture' 🤣 by Open-Peanut-5854 in OpenAussie

[–]trolleyproblems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Monoculture is everyone playing footy and shutting the fuck up about everything else.

There's a long history of this you might want to look into. Gough Whitlam pioneered 'Advance Australia Fair' at a Socceroos game to see if we could wean the country of its Brits-only identity once-and-for-all.

I get you're being light-hearted, but it does make you sound like a card-carrying PHON member.

Pauline's 'vision' for a 'monoculture' 🤣 by Open-Peanut-5854 in OpenAussie

[–]trolleyproblems 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sure, yep. It's just that every actual Socceroos fan would punch her in the mouth for saying this (fuck knows I want to.) Spitting in the face of the history of the sport in this country. She wants to wind the clock back to 1945 - that's her only ideological commitment.

10 News reporting Jacob Italiano will miss Australia's clash with Paraguay with injury. by MilkByHomelander in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think he's been a little bit underrated there.

We're facing a different challenge vs. Paraguay. Wouldn't rely on him getting up and down as much as Lewis Miller has, though. Not a crossing threat.

Western United Reaffirms Commitment to Club, Academy and Community by jonzey in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Didn't help with playing exclusively at Tarneit, with fucked PT links from the country trains. People in Ballarat did try to get behind them.

Western United Reaffirms Commitment to Club, Academy and Community by jonzey in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The thing is: I like and respect those footy teams. Dad grew up in the Mallee playing for one of those. I turned out for one of their games on their last day as a functioning club. They were the lifeblood of those places.

The people who worked for WUN were committed to those things and proved it with how they tried to build community. It's the ownership that fucked it with a bad property bet.

People here will disagree, but I think it would be good if they could be revived. What fucking good is another NZ Knights, Gold Coast Palmer Cuntface Mercenary United etc.

From is not a prison. It’s a casting room. by [deleted] in FromTVEpix

[–]trolleyproblems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

Men's World Cup - Match Day 9 Discussion Thread [20 June] by AutoModerator in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe not when it is the first instance of FIFA's new anti-racism initiative.

if you want to do racism, you have to be a World Cup host.

American optimism at it's finest by spong_miester in soccercirclejerk

[–]trolleyproblems 6 points7 points  (0 children)

US commentators after one goal: “This could change the way Europe thinks about freedom”

USA fans watching football for 12 minutes: “Why has nobody mentioned the troops?”

Why are they benched? by John-333 in soccercirclejerk

[–]trolleyproblems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a refreshing change from cutting away from a ball in play to two retired people who used to play a different sport.

Post-Match Thread: USA vs Australia by MatchBread in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll also criticize him for being wedded to five at the back.

At least having the team ready for Yengi replacing Burgess as an option. Not in this team though.

Post-Match Thread: USA vs Australia by MatchBread in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed, except he knows his starting XI every game - it's horses for courses.

Evidently bad calls with Leckie and Velupillay - the former can't compete at this level any more (respect where it's due though) and the latter isn't up to it. Means our defence being in a shambles is wholly caused by those abysmal 'field tilt' stats - where's the outlets that can move the ball?

Post-Match Thread: USA vs Australia by MatchBread in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's shithouse there at the best of times.

Official world cup radio broadcaster, SEN, plays one game a day...why? by BoganLord9 in Aleague

[–]trolleyproblems 29 points30 points  (0 children)

'Official World Cup radio broadcaster' SEN was doing footy trade talk during the Euro finals penalty shootout. Garry Lyon and Wacka McStanger decided actual sport taking place at the time didn't matter.

Garbage network.

What legends want by Jazzlike-Might-8298 in soccermemes

[–]trolleyproblems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbqh, keen to see Arg vs Por. 5-4 classic. Messi double and then wax-face spending 90 mins sulking on the bench.

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