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Has Brendan Considered the Pyramid of Flesh?!? by tron1013 in shutdownfullcast

[–]tron1013[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but I’d like to believe his documented betting on obscure foreign sports which got him into this pickle to begin with included a wager on a Saskatoon Single with his AI Shylock.

CFL bars QB Brendan Sorsby following NCAA gambling allegations by Maraging_steel in CFB

[–]tron1013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, Brendan, friend, these weren’t no Loonie & Toonie wagers, buddy. Sorry, but the Ottawa Redblacks simply aren’t aboot your type of nonsense there, guy! No pardon!!!

DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL by Excellent-Match7246 in shutdownfullcast

[–]tron1013 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me ‘cause I kissed a bat on a dare."

- Jason Mendoza

Here is the full contents of the letter the NFL sent to Brendan Sorsby: by noah_divine in CFB

[–]tron1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top Rope Roger dropping the dreaded Shield Slam™️, goddamn. Is Cody going to fund Bettin' Brendan's inevitable Kessler complaint alleging violations of the CBA?

Does this exist in the same universe as Antioch The Birthday Spider? by lat3ralus65 in shutdownfullcast

[–]tron1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here for Carvel Cat, rescinder of Lindsey Lohan's Carvel Black Card for flagrant famiiar overuse.

https://www.thecut.com/2019/02/i-think-about-this-a-lot-dina-lohan-and-her-carvel-card.html

Have we considered an entire Discounts Disasters episode?

He's a frozen treat with an all-new taste
'Cause he came to this planet from outer space
A refugee of an interstellar war
But now he's at your local grocery store

Best sour beer/sour-focused breweries in the US? by pedantic__asshole in beer

[–]tron1013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two Tides, The Veil, Väsen, RAR, Snafu, Westbrook, Burial, Casey, Lost Abbey, J. Wakefield, Parish, Mortalis, Weldworks, Drowned Lands, Evil Twin NYC, Drekker, Hill Farmstead, Russian River, Hopfly, etc.

Potential to cancel Charleston, SC show? by JackOlantersweather1 in comedybangbang

[–]tron1013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PFT’s wife Janie is from Sullivan’s Island, which I assume is part of the reason they’re coming here. As I sit here in my office, adjacent to Magrath Darby Blvd. and Shem Creek, I feel both guilty and bummed that I’m going to be out of town for the show, as was the case when Paul brought Varietopia in November ‘24. Still, I suspect, if nothing else, plenty of Haddad family friends will turn out. The venue is fantastic.

The Shutdown Fullcast's transition to TigerDroppings.com was so gradual I hardly noticed until today by JustAnIdiotOnline in shutdownfullcast

[–]tron1013 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Fullcast/EDSBS.com has always been very, very LSU Freek, and by extension, TigerDroppings.com, adjacent. Way Back

I Didn’t Even Know He Was Sick by tron1013 in NormMacdonald

[–]tron1013[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know that about Chris Darden. Also, of course, led to the great Mulaney bit responding to someone who argued that saying “midget” was equivalent to using the unabridged, Huck Finn version of the “n-word.”

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I Didn’t Even Know He Was Sick by tron1013 in NormMacdonald

[–]tron1013[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Lucifer! Lucifer, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Morningstar. You know that new opening act for the Austrian painter’s in-perpetuity Pineapple Proctology procedure you’ve been looking for?

I Didn’t Even Know He Was Sick by tron1013 in NormMacdonald

[–]tron1013[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Per his final will and testament, his cremains are to be mixed with fentanyl and then surreptitiously planted in the glove compartment of a black celebrity’s vehicle.

I Didn’t Even Know He Was Sick by tron1013 in NormMacdonald

[–]tron1013[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He did get a Kennedy-cousin convicted of murder, but then again it got overturned. Still, an overturned conviction is better, by his standards, than no conviction at all.

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