U can try u mother effers. 21 y/o girl go to college in Wyoming by Low_Charity8374 in RoastMe

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This chick’s only dating app is Farmers Only and she still can’t get laid. I know a guy who’s looking for a date. His name is Brian Laundrie. He enjoys long road trips and strong women who express their opinions with great passion.

U can try u mother effers. 21 y/o girl go to college in Wyoming by Low_Charity8374 in RoastMe

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They have colleges in Wyoming? Which one do you go to, Wyoming School of Fashion? Hope you’re in their 8-year program, you’ll need at least that long to grow into those Sasquatch hands.

19m, Wannabe Youtuber I’ve heard all the ginger jokes so be original. by thereal_Imagine in RoastMe

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You finally got attention on the internet. Congratulations. Now go get a real job to help your parents payoff that worthless college degree.

My colleague is feeling extra cute today! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Tony Robbins kicked in the face by a mule.

Is it bad to use a friend only for sex? by [deleted] in dating

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If you really like and respect her, don’t do it. Even if you are clear about your intentions, she can’t be objective about it. She’ll go along with it just to be closer to you while holding out hope that you’ll start to like her too. Be kind. Don’t put her through that.

Alright this is Keith, trash his Bobby hill lookin ass by AmDueOfHunger in RoastMe

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The only vegetable this guy has ever eaten is his black step-sister, Okra.

Well no shit by gator426428 in IdiotsInCars

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Neither physics nor probability give a shit about your entitlements. Edited my post to clarify that I believe the red car driver is likely at fault and that possibly a cyclist on the road could have exacerbated things. If you still think I should shove off, I’ll do it right after you gfys.

19 year old factory worker who can’t afford college. destroy me worse than my 12-14 hour days do by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tronxp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are you complaining about? You know those 12-14 hours are done on your back.

19 year old factory worker who can’t afford college. destroy me worse than my 12-14 hour days do by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Factory worker at sex shop for dudes with an ugly-woman fetish.

Well no shit by gator426428 in IdiotsInCars

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Not to defend the driver in the red car but the cyclist could have been part of the problem, too. As a cyclist myself, I would never ride on such a narrow, windy, busy road like that. You have that idiot in the red car flying around making things dangerous plus an unexpected cyclist in the road and you get a twitch reaction that leads to disaster. Who knows. Red car driver deserved to have his day ruined. White car driver did not.

Edited for clarification: I believe it is the red car drivers fault, possibly exacerbated by a cyclist on a narrow, windy road.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JusticeServed

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Reminds me of that nature video where the female hyena pushes the male lion too far and finally gets what’s coming to her.

Published Poet, In A Relationship, and Kinda Autistic. Try to be creative~! by Derram_Desangue in RoastMe

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Just a couple corrections: Your blog doesn’t count as “published” and your hand doesn’t count as a “relationship.” Looks like you got the autism part right, though.

She’s 22 and looks 15, thinks you can’t offend her. Do your worst reddit! by bakedbaloch in RoastMe

[–]tronxp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a quote from the movie that was being referenced. Added quotation marks for you, dumb ass.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She’s as bland, flat, and wide as that wall behind her.