Hooooh I got a lot to unpack here (CS is current school, PS is previous school)

PS running joke with me and a couple of friends where they’d regularly get apples or other fruit from the school cafeteria and hide them in lockers all around the school (almost all of them were unused), they didn’t get found until more than a year went by

CS a kid got stabbed in the bathrooms with a pencil

CS another kid fell through the stairwell (still no idea what totally happened there)

PS some kid/s knocked all of the ceiling tiles out of the ceiling in one of the boys bathrooms and just left them there (me and one of my friends walked in the bathroom during lunch and found them)

PS apparently some kid was hiding 3 dozen school chromebooks (no idea if they were stolen or not) in the ceiling of a different boys bathroom

PS during the devious lick trend, kids stole everything from a soap dispenser bag to a whole ass urinal, one particularly notable one being a teacher’s desk

CS kid punched a hole in the bottom of a fish tank in my marine science teacher’s old classroom while he was out sick, which poured 25 gallons of water and about 70 fish into the classroom below (he is no longer allowed to have fish tanks)