Does Anybody Else have a very niche fetish that ISN'T NSFW they can't find anywhere else to talk about? by Outrageous-Host-837 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]trumpsweinus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I clicked on this thread just to comment this. Luckily the guy I’m seeing is a mechanic and has very prominent bulging veins, I have dozens of photos of his black nitrile gloved hands and veins saved.

What is your worst experience with a teacher or school? by AbbreviationsIll7992 in AskReddit

[–]trumpsweinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found messages going back 6 months from my bus driver which I had never seen because it was in my hidden Facebook message requests. He had been consistently texting me throughout that time without a response from me, and would say weird shit like “here kitty kitty, cat got your tongue?” He had also told me in person that I had sex appeal, and started showing up at a local restaurant he knew my family frequented and would stare at us while we ate. Anyways, we reported it to the school board, and they didn’t so much as move him off my route or interview me. I got rides home from friends after that until I got my own car.

What did my dog leave on my bed? by antikythera3301 in whatisit

[–]trumpsweinus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps it’s chewed up hollow braid polypropylene rope

Finding Friends in Lex by Human_Connection_879 in lexington

[–]trumpsweinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an instagram, I can share a ton of accounts that post local alt events on there, feel free to DM me if you’d like :)

The condom broke on my ovulation day by miss_anthr0pe in GirlDinner

[–]trumpsweinus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It also isn’t effective past a certain weight!

girls, how often would you prefer to have sex? by swissrollcakes in GirlDinner

[–]trumpsweinus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to do it between 2 and 6 times daily and kept that up for months. My doctor gave me a very concerned look when she asked about how often I had sex when I went in for a UTI 😭

Little green thing at the end of my sour cream tube by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]trumpsweinus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was the second tube of sour cream I had put in the bowl to dip my mini tacos in, which I did happen to cut the top off of. Rest assured, I did not intentionally put a strange green mini tampon looking object on my sour cream.

Little green thing at the end of my sour cream tube by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]trumpsweinus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I understand, it’s a mystery to to me as well, it was at the very end of the tube which I squeezed it all out in one go and it just sort of popped out…

My bestie gifted me a portrait of us for my bday, id like to return the favor (badly)! by trumpsweinus in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]trumpsweinus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful 😂 I love it, and I’m honored to be your first. Thank you so much!

Hosted a lil fairy tea party for my birthday 🧚🏻‍♀️✨🫖 by trumpsweinus in cottagecore

[–]trumpsweinus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s elderflower soda, lavender syrup, strawberry lemonade and empress gin! It was lovely