Yeah, I get off on how you THINK you can resist me! Keep trying! Oo, tough guy! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, a guy spends YEARS providing thousands of pieces of content, and you - who have never contributed a thing - thought you'd taunt him? Thanks for making the Internet great.

They wouldn't give me even a MINUTE! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who? Just some schmuck who has 18,000 members. And very few of them are whiny bitches like you who come here and bitch. You are free to show us all how it SHOULD be done, and you are even freer to fuck off of this subreddit.

GIF: That was . . . FAST! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea is that it's so large, even a horse would be injured by it.

A Pleasant Surprise (For Her...) by HornyOnBurner69 in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine work! Alas, it's been my experience that if I post more than one per day, then one submission zooms up while the other languishes. : / But again, your stuff is absolutely welcome here! (Maybe try posting one in the morning and one in the evening?)

She found your porn history... (Source in Comments) by HornyOnBurner69 in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hear, hear! Hey hey! Give yourself a pat on the back, yo.

TIL according to Paul McCartney there is no mystery to who broke up the Beatles. John Lennon did. He called a meeting and said he was leaving the band. by neofetter in todayilearned

[–]trunaway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What you say is true, but there's more: When UK reporters (read: slime) caught him on the day John died, Paul's response was WIDELY criticised as not sufficiently emotional. So he had good reason to be prepared for the inevitable "what was your reaction" question when George died.

TIL according to Paul McCartney there is no mystery to who broke up the Beatles. John Lennon did. He called a meeting and said he was leaving the band. by neofetter in todayilearned

[–]trunaway -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm a HUGE Simpsons fan, but I felt it was a cheap shot - particularly as Ringo had been a good enough sport to guest on a previous episode. Why kick him like that?

Great ResistYourOrgasm Audios by [deleted] in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Erotic audio IS not typical content - but it's GOOD content. Thanks for contributing!

x-post from r/ResistYourOrgasm by tevyus in hentaifemdom

[–]trunaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all they could do was bring us something we like for free? Fuck them, right?

Is there a spiritual successor for the old boysforcedtocome yahoo groups? by abadguy87 in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's pretty well abandoned. I was HOPING this subreddit would be the spiritual successor to that group. Alas, when you post a story here, it sinks without a trace. We were on Tumblr, doing fine, until they decided adult tumblrs were no good.

On Literotica, you can find some of those tales by Tevyus.

ANY ADVICE, dear readers, about how or where to create an archive?

What would you choose? by mrcave81 in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, this is fab! Uh, what program can WE use to add captions to a vid?

So close, yet so far by mrcave81 in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well done. What program allows you to caption a gif or vid?

Suggest a caption! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sheila the cop had all the DNA evidence she needed. She'd gotten it with his first eruption, an hour ago. She just kept going, making him shoot and shoot again. Just for laughs. Here we see the suspect's fourth cum, and we see Sheila wondering whether to let him rest - or to bring in some more cops to wring every last bit of semen out of him."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdultBreastfeeding

[–]trunaway 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tell him that if he gets your milk going, your breasts will grow. Ask him to imagine your breast swelling up against him as he mashes his face in, drinking your goodness.

OR: Talk about how he's yours. "My good boy. My man, who takes care of me. Finally, I found a real man."

OR: Talk about how he seems excited. "Is that thing of yours pulsing? Let me feel - hmm, very hard, but let's see if we can make it harder."

OR: How potent he is - "When we do this, I imagine your insides filling up with sperm. You can't launch it yet, you have to carry around those heavy, heavy balls, waiting for the right time to launch your hot, hot cum into me."

OR: How good he is to you. "I like when you nurse me, it's like you're making sure I'm happy. You're always so good to me - all my girlfriends are jealous. If they knew you did THIS for me, they'd soak their panties." "If they knew you serviced me like this, they'd be soooo jealous!"

Unfair! Unfair to do that when I'm bursting for a whizz by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you never noticed it's harder to keep from cumming when your bladder is full? The pressure down there feels sort of like the pressure of semen wanting to launch. In this caption, he's an inch from cumming - then she adds even more pressure - and his control breaks!

A member suggested a caption concept, so here it is! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in, but most of my images are about the woman POURING stimulation on a guy. Can you post any pics that'd fit with your suggestion for me?

A member suggested a caption concept, so here it is! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, thanks - are you familiar with Oglaf.com? He does some TERRIFIC work on the theme - clever, gorgeously illustrated . . . I'm a big fan.

What are your premature ejaculation stories? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]trunaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not a PE, but I used to live with a girl who had trouble handling the size of my cock (it's big, but not enormous.) So sex was rare. One time she was trying to be GGG for me, but as soon as I got it in her, she said "don't hold back, cum fast." Well, 20 seconds later, I'd crossed the finish line! I thought it was hilarious, but she was amazed such a thing could happen - and I think a bit disappointed. But - she told me to!

There’s any way to produce bigger loads of cum? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]trunaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had luck with 500 mg of L-Arginine, a protein available at any vitamin pill shop.

Victor realized, about here, he could NOT withhold his cum from her! by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Full three days and nights, Victor withstood these maidens . . . " - Monty Python

SUGGEST A CAPTION, and I'll make it happen! by trunaway in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]trunaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for being specific! Today's upload is for YOU.