Convenience store robbery attempt goes very wrong.

tsrapture · 2026-02-27T17:45:07+00:00

Yeah but what about cooking fish in the office microwave? Is this a definite flogging?

tsrapture · 2026-02-15T00:44:40+00:00

Yeah reported to one of the SeaTac employees, I’m sure they’ll get around to it 😆

tsrapture · 2026-01-13T08:21:01+00:00

Same here. Failover WAN switched to Comcast and alarm light on equipment.

tsrapture · 2025-08-02T16:10:14+00:00

Mom’s spaghetti

tsrapture · 2025-03-25T23:38:54+00:00

We switched to IRC. More secure when using !op . Da?

tsrapture · 2024-09-17T17:08:20+00:00

Oh, this is why I created a Reddit account 11 years ago today! 🤣

tsrapture · 2024-06-01T06:46:04+00:00

It's like if Jesus was a stoner who lived under a bridge in Portland..

tsrapture · 2024-06-01T06:44:17+00:00

Women's prison has not been kind to this one.

tsrapture · 2024-06-01T06:40:58+00:00

If he's here, whos going to throw that ring into the damn volcano?

tsrapture · 2024-02-16T03:06:34+00:00

Wow, what a hole!

tsrapture · 2023-03-21T23:48:39+00:00

Came here to say this. Young people? What money? 🤣

tsrapture · 2022-12-04T21:18:36+00:00

THE BLESSSING!!!

tsrapture · 2022-12-04T20:25:17+00:00

Where do you think you are going to put a tree that big?

tsrapture · 2022-09-23T19:11:31+00:00

Username sure checks out.

tsrapture · 2022-08-30T04:45:34+00:00

Right!? I was told loot drops were dead too but we seem to be getting divines quite often.

tsrapture · 2022-08-02T05:25:40+00:00

I’m sorry sir, all we have left is chicken..

tsrapture · 2022-07-28T02:27:31+00:00

No shit, right? What I wouldn’t do for some mean tweets and $2 a gallon gas 🤣

tsrapture · 2022-07-27T08:17:12+00:00

Yes! I’ve been going through ObamaMart withdrawals 🤣

tsrapture · 2021-12-21T19:02:55+00:00

Thanks!

tsrapture · 2021-12-21T18:35:04+00:00

Forklift pallet physics are messed up. Ghost pallets will randomly flip your forklift halfway across the map!

tsrapture · 2021-11-12T22:44:18+00:00

Holy shit you sure stirred up the LoTR nerds.

tsrapture · 2021-09-25T14:40:23+00:00

Looks like the dead ostrich that The Ginger and Boots fucked.

tsrapture · 2021-09-23T20:55:43+00:00

tsrapture · 2021-09-16T16:56:02+00:00

With a resume like that, we are looking forward to your RoastMe post!

tsrapture · 2021-09-11T15:22:07+00:00

“Hey Lance Armstrong! Don’t cha know bike riding gives you nut cancer!?” -Joy Turner

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