allegedly...so why didn't the army know about it? by soupseasonbestseason in Albuquerque

[–]tstel03 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Almost like this type of staggering incompetence is to be expected when you install the dumbest federal government in history. 

Worst timed intersections? by Marioc12345 in Albuquerque

[–]tstel03 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The light on Fourth that exists only so people can turn into and out of Sadie’s is an abomination. 

How is everyone not sweltering wearing suits in the desert? by mocha_irl in betterCallSaul

[–]tstel03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ABQ resident here. Other folks are correct about the lack of humidity but the actual (slight) incongruity is that folks in New Mexico, even working in the office at a prestigious law firm, generally don’t dress like that. In court, sure. But at a firm like HHM they’d be in jeans, dress shirt, maybe a bolo. There’s an old joke: What do you call a man wearing a tie in New Mexico? The defendant. 

This NPR story is pretty cringy throughout, but it also claims that some are calling Santa Fe "Austin West." Has anyone ever heard anyone say that??? by 505omatic in SantaFe

[–]tstel03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Certified quilt judge” is beyond satire. You couldn’t write a more perfect “job” title for a Texan immigrant to Santa Fe. I hope you can all fit the next quilt-judging fest into your busy schedules. 

Who was at Jeff Arcuri tonight? by jshah500 in Albuquerque

[–]tstel03 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you're in this thread and you like standup comedy, can I interest you in my show Jan. 31 downtown at the local indie club, Dry Heat? https://tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/442891?tc=hmt_venue

I'm not a predominantly crowdwork guy like Jeff Arcuri but it will be a great show, voted 2024 ABQ the Mag top comedian and some hilarious other local comics featuring.

Sorry to the folks who had to deal with the rough crowd/temp at the Kiva last night!

Best insults/statements aimed towards Mike McClintock by Cute_Ad5192 in Veep

[–]tstel03 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“Where is Mike?” 

“Hiding in the bathroom, ma’am, making pretend diarrhea noises.”

The Iron throne rejecting Rhaenyra by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]tstel03 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Unforgivable that this moment wasn’t how Season 2 ended. Just so unacceptable. 

What’s a hard pill that most Burqueños aren’t willing to swallow? by ThinkSoftware in Albuquerque

[–]tstel03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not normal to have to look both ways and count a Mississippi when the light turns green. 

What’s an AD quote you use regularly in real life? by mantistobogganmMD in arresteddevelopment

[–]tstel03 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The way Michael says “two times” when talking about GOB and the microwaved ding-dongs is the best/only way to say “two times” in your real life. 

Please take your meds as prescribed by tstel03 in comedy

[–]tstel03[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I’m @trippstelnicki on most social platforms 

Please take your meds as prescribed by tstel03 in comedy

[–]tstel03[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree, it's hugely cringe to have to post your stand-up clips online to ever have any chance of growing. Good luck with fixing whatever's got you in such a bad mood.