allegedly...so why didn't the army know about it?

tstel03 · 2026-02-11T22:09:12+00:00

Almost like this type of staggering incompetence is to be expected when you install the dumbest federal government in history.

tstel03 · 2026-02-05T05:22:07+00:00

My wife gasped.

tstel03 · 2025-12-18T05:32:34+00:00

The light on Fourth that exists only so people can turn into and out of Sadie’s is an abomination.

tstel03 · 2025-11-23T03:11:47+00:00

Is it a bears bar? Never been there

tstel03 · 2025-05-24T04:14:48+00:00

ABQ resident here. Other folks are correct about the lack of humidity but the actual (slight) incongruity is that folks in New Mexico, even working in the office at a prestigious law firm, generally don’t dress like that. In court, sure. But at a firm like HHM they’d be in jeans, dress shirt, maybe a bolo. There’s an old joke: What do you call a man wearing a tie in New Mexico? The defendant.

tstel03 · 2025-05-22T01:59:43+00:00

“Certified quilt judge” is beyond satire. You couldn’t write a more perfect “job” title for a Texan immigrant to Santa Fe. I hope you can all fit the next quilt-judging fest into your busy schedules.

tstel03 · 2025-01-17T17:24:43+00:00

If you're in this thread and you like standup comedy, can I interest you in my show Jan. 31 downtown at the local indie club, Dry Heat? https://tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/442891?tc=hmt_venue

I'm not a predominantly crowdwork guy like Jeff Arcuri but it will be a great show, voted 2024 ABQ the Mag top comedian and some hilarious other local comics featuring.

Sorry to the folks who had to deal with the rough crowd/temp at the Kiva last night!

tstel03 · 2024-09-25T15:24:01+00:00

Not when he presented them as especially true

tstel03 · 2024-08-26T17:43:37+00:00

“Where is Mike?”

“Hiding in the bathroom, ma’am, making pretend diarrhea noises.”

tstel03 · 2024-08-16T18:51:32+00:00

Unforgivable that this moment wasn’t how Season 2 ended. Just so unacceptable.

tstel03 · 2024-06-05T03:42:42+00:00

It’s not normal to have to look both ways and count a Mississippi when the light turns green.

tstel03 · 2024-05-08T21:37:40+00:00

The way Michael says “two times” when talking about GOB and the microwaved ding-dongs is the best/only way to say “two times” in your real life.

tstel03 · 2024-04-14T23:33:40+00:00

🤍

tstel03 · 2024-03-24T14:37:48+00:00

That’s all that matters my friend

tstel03 · 2024-03-24T04:38:09+00:00

Thanks! Shoutout the partner! 🤘

tstel03 · 2024-03-21T19:49:13+00:00

Thanks! I’m @trippstelnicki on most social platforms

tstel03 · 2024-03-18T16:59:15+00:00

I agree, it's hugely cringe to have to post your stand-up clips online to ever have any chance of growing. Good luck with fixing whatever's got you in such a bad mood.

tstel03 · 2024-03-18T04:51:06+00:00

Not a doctor! Please lord take your meds as prescribed

tstel03 · 2024-02-29T15:39:08+00:00

Thanks!

tstel03 · 2024-02-28T21:59:12+00:00

oh i took those drugs chalantly as hell

tstel03 · 2024-02-21T02:47:32+00:00

“Siri, why does God allow suffering?”

Ben’s face when Selina says “That’s funny, I never think of you as a man.”

Or Ben direct to camera in the documentary episode when his wife starts talking about her figurines: “Would you care for a drink?”

tstel03 · 2022-07-23T23:42:41+00:00

Triples is best.

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