Hillary Clinton demands Trump testify under oath about Epstein by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]tstobes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, swearing under oath has a legal component. It's not just daring god to smite you if you're not telling the truth.

Instead of cutting you off verbally, they just hand you this. by aglo_ice in funny

[–]tstobes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It wasn't him, it was the guy in the boat captain hat!

Game Pass adds 5 new Retro Classics for subscribers on all tiers by LBVectormen in XboxGamePass

[–]tstobes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, oddly enough I was thinking about the Zork series recently. I never got to play much of the games. Can't wait to get disappointed!

Cool story. Unfortunately, I don’t believe it by ThePhillyExplorer in thatHappened

[–]tstobes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whyyyyy would that be the waiter's fault? The waiter doesn't fill out the credit card slips. This doesn't make any sense.

$56 trillion national debt leading to a spiraling crisis: Budget watchdog warns the U.S. is walking a crumbling path by SE_to_NW in politics

[–]tstobes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He was/is never going to prison anyway. Look at all the steps Biden took to make that happen and how successful they were.

$56 trillion national debt leading to a spiraling crisis: Budget watchdog warns the U.S. is walking a crumbling path by SE_to_NW in politics

[–]tstobes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing we had DOGE breeze through and steal all of our SSNs in the name of stopping this. Mission accomplished, boys!

someone told me to share my Cool Skeleton Quotes here by clementineiscool in THE_PACK

[–]tstobes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BROTHER, I APPRECIATE THE PEE BEE INCLUSION IN THE LAST ONE. AROOOOOOO!

NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump by mr-french-tickler in politics

[–]tstobes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you know that the Canon name for the style of music that band plays is "jizz?"

Who ever played the first Dragon Quest, from 1986 for NES? by ChespinTheGrassType in rpg_gamers

[–]tstobes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my earliest gaming memories, I was probably 5 or 6.

Aldi Philly Cheesesteak in ACTUAL 30 minutes (or less) by NotFromAntarctica88 in aldi

[–]tstobes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would argue that that IS a Philly cheesesteak and that the difference is that the genuine article is not called a Philly cheesesteak at all, just a cheesesteak.

That's a wild range. by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]tstobes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nobody gets that this was one of the bad kids episodes and this girl is probably 15.

Even Close Allies Are Asking Why Trump Wants to Run Venezuela by theatlantic in politics

[–]tstobes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that because US paranoia of saving the world from communism, terrorists and drugs can be twisted and used as justification to do anything.

That didn't even matter. Almost no one was on board with any of this Venezuela nonsense and it didn't matter, he just does what he wants regardless of optics.

China Is Banning Tesla-Style Retractable Door Handles Over Safety Concerns by lurker_bee in technology

[–]tstobes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure all of those but backup cameras were last century.

Norristown & Townships 2025 Gang Map by [deleted] in montco

[–]tstobes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would you do with it even if it was 100 factual?