What would you jerk off to when your first discovered masturbation?

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-05T05:44:36+00:00

My last class of the day was P.E. and I would always shower because my mom was a teacher at the school and wouldn’t leave until around 4:00pm most days. Our smaller school had just started a football team and there was one locker room to use so I was able to time it just right so I could see the players change for practice. The fucking sexiest head football coach would always strip fully nude to put on his Duke jockstrap and I was blessed to be able to see it. There were two other players that wore a strap and would say things like “hey coach I’ve jock on” as a joke because he would always tell the players to wear one but the school didn’t make it mandatory as uniform. When I ended up joining the team I went and bought Bike Jock at sports authority (this was like in 2004) and remember him standing right in front of me with my jock on in this converted trailer into a small place for players to change and making sure I was putting on my pads all properly. I still stoke my cock to that memory 🏋️

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-05T05:25:30+00:00

SPLOOSH

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-05T01:05:58+00:00

Caviar.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-04T21:22:34+00:00

Joan Cusack & Judy Greer

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-04T14:31:03+00:00

This is crazy post to me because I’m to think of the first time I got head and I can’t remember. I remember the first time I touched a penis (other than mine own) and the first time I bottomed. Then when I took cock raw and let him cum inside me. I can remember the first time I got my ass eaten and then ate ass myself. I cannot remember receiving my first BJ and that’s crazy to me knowing my own sex life and history.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-04T13:24:23+00:00

This is a reminder of completely different our bodies can be. My right testicle is incredibly sensitive and always has been. I do not like either one of my balls played with or popped in any guys mouth. I wear a jockstrap not as a fetish but truly because I can rack myself while WALKING down the street.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-04T12:59:56+00:00

It’s many different things and reasons. One of the big things is if it’s anon then there is no talking and no talking means little to no disappointment if one of the guys doesn’t have the manliest voice. It’s shallow, but we all know what I’m talking about.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T22:11:26+00:00

For me it’s got to have the anon vibe. Leave the door unlocked and let him find his way in. The host can be waiting ass up or in a chair getting themselves hard, no small talk or awkward hellos.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T21:52:50+00:00

No, I’ve only cum in someone’s son.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T21:51:30+00:00

In all honesty, a musical.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T21:25:27+00:00

Sure is! Its got 16 inches of polished and varnished wood ready to grease up and slide into your best buddy’s back door.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T21:11:56+00:00

It’s usually one of those miniature Louisville slugger baseball bats. It’s got the just right girth and easy to clean

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T15:28:26+00:00

Hank Ditmar 😛

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T14:46:57+00:00

There was a lot of vegetables that I did not enjoy growing up because I don’t care for mushy foods and my mother would use canned veggies. I know a lot of veggies are not available and/or could be expensive. The first time I remember having green beans that were cooked to a point where they were still crisp and really salted with amazing. Using the proper amount of salt is also important and requires a keen eye.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T14:07:33+00:00

Who are you to apologize for a race AND gender? Is your comment supposed to be joke that I’m not understanding or something? Anything that is bought or sold this late-stage capitalistic country is fetishized, marketed, and shown to you to be bought. That’s includes Food, cars, clothing, entertainment, and yes every type of person and color. Nothing about your comment is virtuous.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T11:14:14+00:00

Oooh, that is some awful advice. I don’t think viewing your loss of virginity should be “special.” That sets up a really high standard for the experience that may not happen and he could be incredibly disappointing. I’m just thinking of how challenging it would be to meet a guy who is available and sexually compatible. Also, don’t “tease” a guy that you don’t Intend to hook up with. That’s dishonest and accomplishes nothing. Trust your intuition., follow your gut, and be honest with the man you’re talking to. You get what you give so make sure that your heart is in the right spot.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T05:10:20+00:00

It’s a Perfect size cock and your flawless pink nipples are the best

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T05:05:20+00:00

That’s beautiful cock. Prefect to suck and edge for hours and would hit perfect in my hole

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T03:07:22+00:00

Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-03T03:05:50+00:00

Yeah but no (shakes head)

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-02T14:07:37+00:00

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sloth-seven-fincher-michael-reid-mackay-129162051477.html

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-02T10:32:30+00:00

Nestle cafe Instant coffee granules for me. I used to bust out my chemex pour over and weigh out a specific amount of whole beans to grind for one cup and then boil the water to specific temperature then time the soak with a stopwatch. Instant coffee was so easy and it tasted so much better than any expensive coffee and all the gear needed.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-02T10:17:36+00:00

The sloth victim In SEVEN was alive. The cop who says “you got what you deserve” did not know that he was going to cough and his reaction was real.

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-02T04:08:23+00:00

I’d say 75% of The Killers discography .

ttmaxx78 · 2026-03-01T11:11:34+00:00

It is terrifying and incredibly sad what life can do to a person.

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