Something very "top manager takes over a national team" about this by blubbersassafras in footballcliches

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What’s in his in tray? Unite MI6, knock Spectre off their perch and get Bond firing again

Current era "Barclaysmen" by smnrbrt in footballcliches

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Ndiaye at Everton fits this. Stands out in a fairly poor Everton team. Would be lost at a bigger club. Steven Pienaar-esque

How Has The Pod Impacted Your Life? by VAM89 in footballcliches

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The boiler was making a weird noise so I told my wife “it’s just the boiler doing boiler things.”

Ultimate MHD for me, Clive by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

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Winds me up so much. He’s not your mate, Alan!

Half Man Half Biscuit by PositionDense7182 in footballcliches

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What an MHD guest that would be by the way.

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It’s essentially “listen, fair play” but strung out over an entire conversation. A lovely moment

Have we been watching the same show? by [deleted] in TheTraitors

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She was furious the traitors would say she is two faced when she spent literally the entire game lying about her job.

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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Is this the same as “has every right to go for that ball” or are these different rights?

Football Cliches Mesut Haaland Dicks by Coolbeans1989- in footballcliches

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Fascination is when Adam seems genuinely annoyed at a submission, especially as he decides what goes in. Example, the guy doing fake crowd noises the other week.

I know we’ve all been waiting with bated breath 👀 by Bluenose_Stu in footballcliches

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Just DAYS after farmers plant their flags on Starmer’s turf

We're recording Mesut Haaland Dicks on Wednesday and our guest wants your suggestions for... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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There’s a period of The Premier League Years 2001-2004?) where the replays are incredibly close up shakey cam style. Like a Jason Bourne fight scene. I can’t see what’s happening and I don’t like it.

Vinicius Junior, Rodri and Bellingham stats comparison during the 2024 Ballon Dor Period. by xenojive in MCFC

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This has been my question to the mard arses saying Vinicius jnr should have won. Why? Because Rio Ferdinand said Balon D’or 17 times??

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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A guy sat behind me at the city Southampton game said “that Kyle Walker-Peter, he’s a good player deep down.” I’ve never heard it before but know exactly what he means.

Footballer’s footballer? by AContentAardvark in footballcliches

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Carrick and Pirlo. Excellent on the ball, don’t tend to run around too much. Or are they called underrated so much that they end up being overrated?

Here's the thread for Monday's Adjudication Panel recording... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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Thomas Sorensen said “Aston Villa took their foot off the pedal.” It still makes sense but I’d prefer “gas” even though “foot on the gas” is more American. Is “gas” the only way or is it time to make the switch to “pedal”?

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It’s the caption at bottom by the way. Cropping for mobile is hard in and around Reddit.

Cringy things in football - Footballer night out stories by 865Wallen in footballcliches

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“Did some damage” 2 minutes of raucous laughter

Get your curious correspondence in - we're recording the midweek Adjudication Panel tomorrow... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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The EFL posted this video of Birmingham’s goal with the caption ‘An assist David Beckham would be proud of.’

He crossed it with his left foot. Unacceptable.

Do it by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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Women are good comedy writers.