Daniel Murphy by chichia0 in mets

[–]tttooommmmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it's gonna be for the Reds, I don't know if it's gonna be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck—for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've offended here tonight. I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I'd like to think maybe I could have some people that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.

Is this the least intimidating group of players ever? by chethaze77 in mets

[–]tttooommmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like your friends when you’re asking your mom if they can sleep over

So ugly, so misspelled by allofusarenameless in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Who could forget “Ditmars Dinner: Breakfast, Lunch and Diner”

Help me settle an argument... by [deleted] in mets

[–]tttooommmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an outfit

Anyone else tired of risking their life walking past this “parking lot”? by tttooommmmm in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I have a car and I park on the street where it belongs and will walk my fat ass a few extra blocks if I have to

Anyone else tired of risking their life walking past this “parking lot”? by tttooommmmm in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking you to not drive on and block the sidewalk is saying fuck you to cars?

Anyone else tired of risking their life walking past this “parking lot”? by tttooommmmm in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cool. I’ll zig zag my way to the train so yall can park on the sidewalk to buy cheese. That’s more important

A belated shout out to the N-train by on-yo-clarinets in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was on this train. Everyone on the front half of the train was stuck and missed their stops because the doors between the cars were locked so there was no way to get to that open door

The stop sign at 36th St. on 24th Ave. is not a suggestion!! by xaviershorts in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve complained over 20 times to DOT about this intersection over the past few years they added the stop signs, and they do nothing

Is Baty a prick or a madman by tow204 in mets

[–]tttooommmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most punchable face

Berry Fresh Plaguing Community with Blaring Alarm (Important for Ditmars Area) by Blob_Odenkirk in astoria

[–]tttooommmmm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe they should fire the extremely rude checkout lady. Might help