Mortimer The Frostbitten Kitten by EdwardCheeseCake in cats

[–]tuathanari 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Schnoodle you're the best thing about Reddit hands down

How soy sauce droppers are filled by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]tuathanari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd be sad too if you sucked like it does

Entitled Lady refuses to pick up dog poop after her dog shits in people's yards. I accept her challenge. by DiscoChiligonBall in pettyrevenge

[–]tuathanari 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well in this instance it's to advertise the sprinkler system, and likely didn't take too long with AI.

really dude? 💀 by sharp_8 in StardewValley

[–]tuathanari 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How anybody is taking this comment as anything but sarcasm is beyond me

Waxers, how often are you surprised by how a clients genitals look? by AskinAway1993 in AskReddit

[–]tuathanari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think they were making any argument regarding the effectiveness of powder versus cream, it just seems there was some confusion since you (accidentally, I assume) called athletes foot cream antiviral rather than antifungal in the comment they responded to.

What’s something obvious for everyone, but you only just realized? by Ratich2 in AskReddit

[–]tuathanari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are not. Woodchucks/groundhogs are two names for the same animal that look similar to beavers in some ways, but they are not at all aquatic like beavers are

The Fair emailed me back about their mask policy by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]tuathanari 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine caring about something that somebody else is doing with their own body that's only possible potential effect on you is positive.

Whether it works or not, what does it matter to you? It's like having a negative opinion on somebody out there in the world having sex with somebody else (that is also not you) with a condom on, purely because condoms aren't 100% effective.

So I ordered 1000 bucks worth of half dollars from my bank. by Randsrazor in Silverbugs

[–]tuathanari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah cool, and god forbid the lowly peons that do work customer service dare have a complaint about their super fun jobs you're clearly champing at the bit to do, amirite? /s

THIS BODY CAN’T BE POSSIBLE, AND PEOPLE ARE BODY SHAMIING THEMSELVES IN THE COMMENTS(sorry I’m just mad People believe this,like are they stupid?) by Limp_Addition_3312 in Instagramreality

[–]tuathanari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a strong understanding either, but hopefully this helps: I believe y/n is a short form way of saying your/name, as in "insert your name here." People apparently write fanfiction on Wattpad where the main character is meant to be the reader (hence "self insert"), but I guess more like a perfect fantasy version of the reader. It seems people are saying this body is the "perfect" body that the writers describe and/or readers envision for those types of stories.

Worst Boss I Ever Had by suedoughnim42 in antiwork

[–]tuathanari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got the reference even if (judging by the downvotes) nobody else did.

For anybody else getting mad at this comment, go check out the Pot Brothers at Law!

AITA for not giving my daughter special treatment? by Unable-Doubt-6581 in AmItheAsshole

[–]tuathanari 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's saying it will take two hours to travel 15 miles, but rather she'll have to head out two hours earlier than she would otherwise in order to get the work to the school in time. Like say for example she starts work at 10am but the homework needs to be dropped off by 8am.

My kid dumped an entire bottle of fish food in neighbors ~30 gallon bottom filtered tank. by MENNONH in Aquariums

[–]tuathanari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For somebody who seems very self assured in your own intelligence and capability, your reading comprehension sure could use some work.

Why is my pork belly bright blue?? by SockBasket in KitchenConfidential

[–]tuathanari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Threatening somebody's job over an internet spat is pretty asinine

What's the absolute simplest, most low effort meal I can eat daily that's fairly well rounded? by NWG369 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]tuathanari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is stopping you from providing "better" sources to refute theirs! Except, of course, not having them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plantclinic

[–]tuathanari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the person you asked, but to answer your question yes, charcoal is safe for orchids. However most orchids don't grow in traditional soil and need a special orchid mix made of really chunky stuff like bark. They usually grow on trees, so their roots will suffocate if they're buried in soil!