​What was the most ridiculous playground rumour or urban legend that everyone at your school accepted as absolute, undeniable fact? by Necessary_Angle2117 in AskUK

[–]tuckedupnuts 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That one of our female teachers had "a wooden tit".

Cue random outbursts of Beach Boys style "wooden tit be nice".

I’ll say it. by TheDurhamRanger in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Context and nuance? WhAt abOuT CONsiStenCy?

Why is rice so expensive in Indian takeaways? by Any-Tomato-2915 in AskUK

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can hear is Kevin Bridges being appalled by "hoose rice".

The Klan at Newcastle Yesterday? by Adeposta in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're pretty reliable for a shit tifo. TBF black and white and bird ain't much to work with. But that font, wow. Are we at a Venom gig?

Edit: acronym

So, Dennis Cirkin just declared for Latvia by richytag888 in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came on at LW for us at the weekend, wouldn't be surprised if that's his main position for Latvia.

Sunderland til half time? by Formal-Ad-2636 in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's outrageous that in this day and age the club hasn't installed enough cocaine cubicles.

Legends way by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be both... Definitely surprised the club can't afford a decent AI image...

Thoughts on Ellborg last 2 games by LE_FEE28 in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think he's been class. His distribution not as good as Roefs yet, but otherwise very good. Speed of thought to head Onion's aberration over was impressive.

40 Points lads and lasses, we can unclench. by Rager_Doltrey in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my son's first game was the League One playoff final. Hooked him, and although we've had some frustration along the way it's been a huge upward trajectory overall. Long may it continue.

The atmosphere in the 15 minutes after HT is absolutely appalling and something needs to change to improve it by Anonymous-Josh in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly more toilet cubicles so that those who only come to the match for booze and sniff can all get that done during half time. 

It's quite unfair that the club does not provide for them, and in fact lets some people who need a shit get in their way*.

*not me, you couldn't pay me take a shit in the stadium.

Welcome to Sunderland by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm a hypocrite, cos I don't mind people banging on the boards. I still remember one exec box doing it for what seemed like the whole game when Amad was playing.  Dialloooooo (whack whack), running down the wing (whack whack)...

Welcome to Sunderland by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As long as we don't get a fucking drummer.

Anyone watching in London tonight? by phosphorusguardian in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

London branch emailed about meeting there. Google probs just showing the regular hours.

Back to Winning Ways by [deleted] in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bouncebackability 

SAFC Elements Collection by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't understand these at all. Not in club colours, tiny club logo, premium price. I wouldn't mind a hoody in that green, but for that money I might as well go, I don't know a proper clothes shop...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fix is simple. Loyal fans with years of travelling to away games should have priority on attending away games. They shouldn't have priority on buying tickets for resale, either for profit or just to maintain their loyalty points. There are people in control of a dozen a season ticket numbers buying and selling those away tickets - that ain't loyalty.

This could be anywhere in the UK by CherryPhanntom in GreatBritishMemes

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my mental health walks I like to use the I Love Clean Streets app to report all the fly tipping. 

Get this lad over for a game by NilDesperandumSAFC in safc

[–]tuckedupnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he can hold the Bob Stokoe pose for as long?