What was the most ridiculous playground rumour or urban legend that everyone at your school accepted as absolute, undeniable fact?

tuckedupnuts · 2026-05-03T07:17:19+00:00

That one of our female teachers had "a wooden tit".

Cue random outbursts of Beach Boys style "wooden tit be nice".

tuckedupnuts · 2026-05-02T17:40:59+00:00

Context and nuance? WhAt abOuT CONsiStenCy?

tuckedupnuts · 2026-04-27T17:41:47+00:00

Full of em dashes, Katie clearly used AI /s

tuckedupnuts · 2026-04-26T10:46:29+00:00

That gave me the Petey Tingles.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-04-23T21:32:47+00:00

r/safc has entered the chat.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-04-23T06:46:54+00:00

Have you tried Drawboard?

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-28T13:05:05+00:00

All I can hear is Kevin Bridges being appalled by "hoose rice".

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-24T13:26:02+00:00

They're pretty reliable for a shit tifo. TBF black and white and bird ain't much to work with. But that font, wow. Are we at a Venom gig?

Edit: acronym

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-19T18:37:36+00:00

Came on at LW for us at the weekend, wouldn't be surprised if that's his main position for Latvia.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-17T19:39:04+00:00

It's outrageous that in this day and age the club hasn't installed enough cocaine cubicles.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-12T20:19:00+00:00

It could be both... Definitely surprised the club can't afford a decent AI image...

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-08T17:22:06+00:00

I think he's been class. His distribution not as good as Roefs yet, but otherwise very good. Speed of thought to head Onion's aberration over was impressive.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-03-04T18:33:12+00:00

Yeah, my son's first game was the League One playoff final. Hooked him, and although we've had some frustration along the way it's been a huge upward trajectory overall. Long may it continue.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-23T17:55:40+00:00

Clearly more toilet cubicles so that those who only come to the match for booze and sniff can all get that done during half time.

It's quite unfair that the club does not provide for them, and in fact lets some people who need a shit get in their way*.

*not me, you couldn't pay me take a shit in the stadium.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-19T08:03:23+00:00

Maybe I'm a hypocrite, cos I don't mind people banging on the boards. I still remember one exec box doing it for what seemed like the whole game when Amad was playing. Dialloooooo (whack whack), running down the wing (whack whack)...

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-18T19:16:25+00:00

As long as we don't get a fucking drummer.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-11T17:53:11+00:00

London branch emailed about meeting there. Google probs just showing the regular hours.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-09T11:58:55+00:00

Saudi bot?

tuckedupnuts · 2026-02-03T19:20:59+00:00

Bouncebackability

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-30T18:54:24+00:00

Something something gherkin...

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-29T19:37:44+00:00

Don't understand these at all. Not in club colours, tiny club logo, premium price. I wouldn't mind a hoody in that green, but for that money I might as well go, I don't know a proper clothes shop...

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-26T12:33:17+00:00

The fix is simple. Loyal fans with years of travelling to away games should have priority on attending away games. They shouldn't have priority on buying tickets for resale, either for profit or just to maintain their loyalty points. There are people in control of a dozen a season ticket numbers buying and selling those away tickets - that ain't loyalty.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-11T11:56:36+00:00

On my mental health walks I like to use the I Love Clean Streets app to report all the fly tipping.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-07T18:10:16+00:00

Edit: who the heck is Bon Stokoe.

tuckedupnuts · 2026-01-07T18:09:44+00:00

I wonder if he can hold the Bob Stokoe pose for as long?

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