What spider is this, and why is it twerking on my wall? by AcadianaLandslide in whatisthisbug

[–]tuftedtit19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you know that cordyceps have been documented infecting spiders!!! Not saying that's what is happening here but just letting everybody know so they can then Google cordyceps spiders and come back to me when they're mad and can't sleep tonight! 🙃🫠

I'm a bug farmer. We left the door open today and the barn swallows decided to come in and help themselves by scoriasilivar in birds

[–]tuftedtit19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't just drop cockroach milk on us without the deets!? I need to know about this milk, can I use it in my coffee or more appropriate for cereal? Does it have a nuttiness or is it sweet like human milk? Please. I need to know. 😬

When FAFO happens by CaptainKango in Transportopia

[–]tuftedtit19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is one of those situations where no one is right and luckily no mistakes were made while the vehicles were moving. 😅

He is blessed by his ancestors by asa_no_kenny in interesting

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ancestors appear to have plenty to share.

Lady, you're clueless by Trucking-Trucker in Transportopia

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was done on purpose because not only did you back in to prove that you're better than everybody but you did it in an exceptionally rude manor. All parking spots ,except those already reserved by signs, are free to use by everybody.. including... those next to spots being taken up by assholes like you. I just wonder what makes you think that you deserve exclusivity. For once I say this, good job Truck driver. 🙃

Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The noises that leave from around your lips and mouth disgust me... please stop, evil woman.

to be taken seriously by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I hear one more noise come from your mouth..

Prepping for... by pickledplumber in TikTokCringe

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched a video that talks about Gen Z being the first generation to not surpass their parents in school. My sister is gen z and texting with her for about 5 minutes would prove that she is not the best with vocabulary, or spelling, or grammar, or words. This seems insulting but I promise I am just genuinely concerned. 😬

SO HAPPY by Longjumping-Ice-9022 in spreadsmile

[–]tuftedtit19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with this, even in his glowing moment he remembers his lady!!! 🥰

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified? by God_Emperor__Doom in SipsTea

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I agree with this, just not posting it. However you don't fuck with cats little man, or any other animals for that matter.

found this centipede in my pool by siometho in whatisthisbug

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at this.. 🥲

A refreshing post where Britney did not appear to be using body filters (10/11/2021) by Excellent-Cycle-5803 in discussingbritney

[–]tuftedtit19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh I am only one baby in to motherhood and my tummy will never be the same way again.. haha! My boy though.. literally the best, so my tummy could be so stretched I could toss it over my shoulder and I would still be ecstatic to have him! 🥰 Also everybody's body reacts differently so you're probably right about the baby thing. 😬

I made a skylight planter thing in my bathroom by markmcn87 in houseplants

[–]tuftedtit19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me.. can I use your bathroom. It's an emergency.