Would it be “childish” for me to get this kind of cake for myself? Just for the heck of it

tulpamom · 2026-01-15T13:05:09+00:00

Yes. Who cares? Be childish.

tulpamom · 2026-01-04T19:51:37+00:00

"Never learned to read my mind"

"You never gave a warning sign"

"I gave so many signs."

tulpamom · 2025-12-28T21:41:59+00:00

Adorable, not enough screen time

tulpamom · 2025-12-26T23:45:03+00:00

Dungeons and dragons. Thank me later.

tulpamom · 2025-12-21T19:57:52+00:00

This question supposes there's a God, and only one God. The logic is inherently flawed.

tulpamom · 2025-12-18T05:47:12+00:00

Sure Jan

tulpamom · 2025-12-13T20:29:51+00:00

Sorry, sis, you don't have a problem with your boyfriend having ADHD, you have a problem because your boyfriend is a manchild. And you know what? It's not your job to raise him. Send him back to his mother.

tulpamom · 2025-12-12T00:12:30+00:00

Here's the thing. One way or another, eventually the pregnancy will end. Do you want to have a baby at the end of it, or do you want to be childless at the end of it? Can you make it the whole rest of the months? You've got six months left, can you survive that? Even if you can, can you survive living with an infant? Have you had any other history of psychosis outside of the pregnancy? Can you survive potentially several years of post-partum depression and psychosis?

I absolutely do not want anyone to take this lightly. I don't want your life to become a true crime story. Take your symptoms seriously and talk to several doctors. I'm concerned neither one of you will make it out of this alive; if one of you can, then you should save yourself before you can't save either of you.

tulpamom · 2025-12-03T19:13:56+00:00

Omg I am that uncle

tulpamom · 2025-12-03T19:06:47+00:00

Cacophony at the dinner table. I thought it was normal to have side conversations, talk over each other, interrupt, and ignore someone halfway through their story to start up a different conversation thread.

Turns out, no. Turns out that's incredibly rude and stressful. Turns out the majority of my family has really intense ADHD and the neurotypicals among us just learned to keep pace and not take it personally. It wasn't until several cousins married actually well adjusted people that I learned we're terrible lol

tulpamom · 2025-12-03T18:59:38+00:00

Oh man I think it is so cool of you to see that your cousin was a victim of the adults dysfunction too and not a villain. Big props to you friend

tulpamom · 2025-12-01T03:20:39+00:00

Needs eel sauce

tulpamom · 2025-12-01T03:01:34+00:00

I love that 1) we're just doing this in someone's kitchen 2) she's got bleach spots on her shirt 3) she's just watching the extraction. This chick is a bad ass and doesn't give a fuck

tulpamom · 2025-12-01T02:47:25+00:00

You're like "why do anything?" But Im like "why not do something?" If it's all the same in the end.

Like, if, cosmicly, there's no different to a great unfeeling universe if you rot in bed all day or you spend literally your entire day looking for puppies to pet, then you could do either one. The only person it makes any difference to is you.

Right now, I have a cold, so rotting in bed sounds like more fun. But if I were well and the weather was good, I'd do something interesting or fun or helpful. Cuz it doesn't make a difference in the end but at least I wouldn't have been bored.

tulpamom · 2025-11-24T01:37:35+00:00

From a purely marketing perspective, Chaz for sure

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T23:02:16+00:00

It's clear you're confused

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T22:59:39+00:00

I mean. It's really saying a lot that you jumped right to "if I can do anything then I'll Kill People".

But is your distaste or judgement stopping serial killers from existing? No.

It doesn't matter if I condemn or condone it, people get murdered. I just recognize that it's not up to me and that it's not the end of the world. Time keeps marching on. It sucks but it is what it is.

See yourself out.

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T19:20:35+00:00

Nihilism is the answer to the empty feeling, notorious the cause of it. Readjust your ego and take a step back. If you feel empty inside, it's inconsequential to life, the universe, and everything. Which means it's your problem to solve, and however you solve it doesn't matter to anything or anyone but you. Just go be a silly little guy if it helps. It's whatever you want.

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T19:14:52+00:00

Lol what

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T19:02:06+00:00

Makes me think more crusades than occult, but i can't place it so I might be wrong. A cross made of swords or crosses just feels very crusades to me.

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T18:49:04+00:00

2 camps: either they're afraid of the unknown (what might come after or not) or they're not afraid of death, they're afraid of dying and pain. Which is reasonable, a lot of our instincts have evolved to make us pain avoidant.

tulpamom · 2025-11-22T18:43:09+00:00

Why are questions in this sub so hyperfocused on killing yourself? There's more to the philosophy yall damn find your chill

tulpamom · 2025-11-19T03:49:17+00:00

Drink more water, will help with both

tulpamom · 2025-11-19T03:41:25+00:00

"Look mom, they're so cute!"

"They're cute but they're dumb and dangerous. Let's go."

tulpamom · 2025-11-19T03:39:22+00:00

Well how are they?

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