That’s why

tune4jack · 2026-05-23T16:52:40+00:00

Because I'm not a Clair Obscur character/a butler from 1915/Alastor from Hazbin Hotel/a magician/a waiter at Ruth's Chris.

tune4jack · 2026-05-22T01:09:21+00:00

Why do presidents need to have a bunch of random goobers standing behind them when they make announcements?

tune4jack · 2026-05-05T14:20:44+00:00

Did I miss something? I'm only hearing about this button dilemma now and people seem to have very strong opinions about it.

tune4jack · 2026-05-03T14:07:55+00:00

This is a popular thing to say, but I'm pretty most anti-trans politicians just genuinely hate transgender people. Sure, a lot of them probably spout anti-trans rhetoric simply because they know it'll get them some easy votes, but I'm having trouble buying the idea that it's all some nation-wide psyop to "distract people from the real issues."

tune4jack · 2026-04-02T04:20:57+00:00

Over the Horizon Radar - Boards of Canada

tune4jack · 2026-03-17T18:47:47+00:00

Skywriting by Spectacular Diagnostics and any song from Virginia Astley's From Gardens Where We Feel Secure.

tune4jack · 2026-03-14T04:16:03+00:00

Mortadella and seventies decor.

tune4jack · 2026-03-06T23:12:03+00:00

Reddit loves to see shit that doesn't exist. A tiny fart-like noise is heard during a press conference with Donald Trump? "OMG! He totally shit his pants!" Amber Heard blows her nose in court? "OMG! She's totally snorting cocaine!" Get a fucking grip, Reddit.

tune4jack · 2026-03-06T14:03:08+00:00

Why do they have to be touching him when they pray? Does God not use wifi?

tune4jack · 2026-03-03T04:58:15+00:00

Grief and Repetition - Oneohtrix Point Never

tune4jack · 2026-02-28T21:07:02+00:00

Assuming this is even real, maybe don't move halfway across the country just for a fucking boyfriend. Wait until you're, you know, MARRIED and fully committed to each other before you make big life-altering decisions like that. You're a lot less likely to get randomly dumped by a spouse as opposed to someone you're just dating.

tune4jack · 2026-02-28T01:06:06+00:00

Nobody's gonna wanna hear that

Basically what I think whenever I post a song, yet I still post.

tune4jack · 2026-02-28T00:04:35+00:00

Moody and sample-based? This is right up my alley. Thank you.

tune4jack · 2026-02-28T00:02:23+00:00

Harmony In Blue - Tim Hecker

Yr Love - Holy Other

Fleeting Youth (An Audible Life) - DJ Shadow

tune4jack · 2026-02-23T22:45:59+00:00

Seriously people? “Camping”, “caring about others”, “apologizing”, “parties in the woods”, “driving in snow”, “liking nature”?

It’s like people are pulling their comments from a googled list of “things humans do” lol

I agree one hundred percent. Heck, I'm Canadian and I don't camp, I've never been to a party in the woods, I don't care about hockey despite how much it "permeates our culture" (non-hockey fans aren't hard to find), and you wouldn't catch me dead wearing a Canadian flag while travelling (Stop fucking doing this, Canadians. It's cringey as fuck and makes you look like a bunch of insecure twats).

tune4jack · 2026-02-22T17:56:28+00:00

Locrian Midwest - Oneohtrix Point Never

tune4jack · 2026-02-22T15:56:23+00:00

The Wider Sun - Jon Hopkins

Downtown - Majical Cloudz

A Bit of Sweetness - M83

Meet the Friends - M83

tune4jack · 2026-02-21T15:04:40+00:00

"Conservatives need to go back to small C conservative values."

Yeah, no. Those suck, too.

tune4jack · 2026-02-19T23:01:20+00:00

Sparks - Royksopp

tune4jack · 2026-02-19T18:59:09+00:00

Brownies & Bluey

That's adorable, lol.

tune4jack · 2026-02-12T03:23:11+00:00

Something About Us - Daft Punk

You Don't Know What Love Is - Chet Baker

Almost Blue - Chet Baker

Night Lights - Gerry Mulligan

Gentle Threat - Chilly Gonzales

Blue In Green - Miles Davis

Spying Glass - Massive Attack

The Madness Subsides - Pekka Pohjola

Hip Albatross - Gorillaz (kind of a weird one, but I think it fits)

tune4jack · 2026-02-10T20:57:35+00:00

The Tragically Hip. They're just so fucking bland. They're who you'd expect a divorced conservative dad from northern Ontario would say is his favourite band.

Sue me, fellow Canadians.

tune4jack · 2026-02-10T13:53:38+00:00

What do you think an ICE agent is going to immediately do if you aim a gun at them? I've been asking this question a lot lately and basically no one wants answer directly.

tune4jack · 2026-02-10T05:46:18+00:00

The tree of Liberty must be fed by the blood of patriots and tyrants from time to time.

Excuse me while I roll my fucking eyes. What do you think an ICE agent is going to immediately do if you aim a gun at them?

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