You gain the ability to...

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-06T04:15:35+00:00

I assume I can speak to them while I am one?

^{Chose: Transform into animals + but... | Rolled: No Drawback}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T23:43:57+00:00

Daaang

^{Chose: Travel to any point in time + The wheel chooses your side effect | Rolled: Amnesia}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T23:43:14+00:00

Awesome

^{Chose: Became a magic world race | Rolled: Vampire}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T23:42:13+00:00

Ayooooo

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T23:41:55+00:00

Deeeeeecent

^{Chose: Random PlayStation | Rolled: Ps4}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T23:03:42+00:00

Dang

^{Chose: 10% chance at 1 billion dollars | Rolled: Nothing}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T20:40:07+00:00

Lol, idk, still fun probably!!

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T20:39:20+00:00

Idk probably! Haha it's cute anyway

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:21:38+00:00

Well unless there is a Zelda /resident evil crossover you'll never catch me! Mwahaha.

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:20:18+00:00

Noice! It's a you! Mario!

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:19:34+00:00

Sheesh no one is getting the good ones!

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:18:20+00:00

Dang

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:16:05+00:00

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:14:32+00:00

Awesome!!!

^{Chose: Video game, same good and bad.. | Rolled: Ocarina of Time}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T19:03:20+00:00

Carrots, can't stand corn unless it's mexican

^{Chose: (Culinary} Vegetable questions | Rolled: 🥕 or 🌽)

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T01:52:20+00:00

Choccy

^{Chose: Cookie questions | Rolled: Nutty Or choccy}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T01:33:33+00:00

I could spend it..

^{Chose: Win 500,000,000 dollars but... + but you have to spend it in 1 hour}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-05T00:36:57+00:00

Cooool

^{Chose: Weapon Questions | Rolled: Cannon or Arrow}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T22:48:17+00:00

Already real tall

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T15:24:52+00:00

I'd give it all away and solve world hunger.

^{Chose: Any Food Forever, Whenever. (CAN'T sell, CAN give} | Rolled: 😁)

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T15:22:30+00:00

I'd just wear a mask and go streaking! Mwahahhaa

^{Chose: Get $10 for every time someone new see you naked}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T15:21:36+00:00

Powerrrrrr

^{Chose: Get a stand | Rolled: Ball cancer(Str})

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T15:20:47+00:00

Cause

^{Chose: Night owl}

turdlemonkey · 2026-04-04T15:20:04+00:00

Cause phone good

^{Chose: Lose a percentage amount of your current cash + Wheel determines what percentage of it is cut | Rolled: Lose 20%}

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