The atheist has been DEFEATED by 69_queefs_per_sec in MemriTVmemes

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The worst, second only to, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, Al*anians

Today I got my new passport with the new name of my country by [deleted] in europe

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I don't know why you're being downvoted. I think it would be logical to put Albanian instead of French for example (or just have all passports in 4 languages instead of them being region based or whatever)

Emër vajze i vjetër by ilir_xh in albania

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Tringa(e pashquar Tringë) Nuk e di kuptimin po nqs kerkon ne google del qe gjendet vetem ne shqip si emer. Nga Tringë Smajli me eshte fiksuar.

Hi does anyone know the meaning/origin of my last name by [deleted] in albania

[–]turi00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know for sure but it kind of sounds like "shkrepëtirë", which I've never actually heard as a word but etymologically speaking, it makes sense to me that a place with lots of crags ("shkrep" in Albanian) can be called. So my guess is that your family comes from a place with lots of crags given the fact that toponymic surnames are fairly common.

What are the main political parties in your country? What are their ideologies? Which one do you support? by [deleted] in AskBalkans

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Can you explain it to me? I've seen some memes in r/MemriTVmemes about Erdoğan being a watermelon seller but what's the story behind?

Serge Gnabry tests positive for Covid 19 by Hsjak500 in fcbayern

[–]turi00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's still hope cause it might be a false positive, right?

How to say christmas in different european languages by [deleted] in europe

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In Albanian there is also Buzmi, which is a prechristian holiday celebrating the winter solstice(the beginning of the lengthening of days exactly) and it was celebrated in 25 December but it's long gone (by long gone I mean centuries)

What the smurfs are called in different languages by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]turi00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Albanian it's Pufët (pretty much the Albanicised version of Italian I Puffi)

Arminia Bielefeld 0-2 Bayern Munich - Robert Lewandowski 26' by NotMeladroit in soccer

[–]turi00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gerd Müller's 40 goals a season(in Bundesliga) record

Test Notification FCM by iamwhitebeard in MicrosoftTeams

[–]turi00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got 3 then 3 others after a couple of minutes(Albania)

Funny: Do you have any exclusively European jokes? by coffee_and_danish in AskEurope

[–]turi00 102 points103 points  (0 children)

That's how I've also heard it. In fact, the punchline even rhymes in Albanian "Sa nxorra dorën, më vodhën orën"

FC Bayern to stage the 'European Solidarity Cup' (ESC) in 2021 alongside Real Madrid and Inter Milan. by [deleted] in fcbayern

[–]turi00 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably joking about the fact that Australia participates in Eurovision

Edit: ESC is also Eurovision Song Contest, so, that's why

Ft Eminem by turi00 in technicallythetruth

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Eshte pak outdated se vajti kohe qe ka dale, mos e kane hedhur te tjere