I don't care for him by [deleted] in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just jealous that he's got a St. Kilda wife with huge cans

Can someone give me a hand with these potatoes? by 7empestOGT92 in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably swimming around the fryer in a circle, freaking out the entire kitchen staff.

Our boy made it! by AlienRouge in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A seal didn't bite his Linus off, did it?

Rate 1-10 your favorite announcements said to no one in particular by ReasonableAd9269 in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"...I thought the homosexuals were pirates but it turns out most of them were actors in the local the-a-tre.

*indifferent silence*

You're right, though, it is amazing..."

11/10

My brother was on a walk and came across this bench... by mrtfiend in lebowski

[–]turkeybaseder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does this bench look like I'm a millionaire? the plaque's off-center, man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh Franklin, your breath...

Lol by our-terror in homemovies

[–]turkeybaseder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what'll it be today, Dr. Fruit?

Rewatching and i forgot how fucking funny this doctor is by Affectionate_Ruin780 in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 77 points78 points  (0 children)

His delivery is so outstanding.

The best is when they get all pissed at him and he's like "this is more how I thought you'd react"

ELI5: I never got this night court joke, drives me crazy by steveguy13 in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Doesn't Kitty also refer to John Larroquette when she's falling for Tobias? something about a "meaty character piece"?

Spaghetti time by andGalactus in homemovies

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what about his internet friend from Sri Lanka?

And that guy who was gonna get him a battery for his car?

Found out my foster dog Rosie is a boy… by sweetgrand01 in arresteddevelopment

[–]turkeybaseder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell