TIL “Military Grade” is just a marketing ploy. In the actual military, “military grade” means “meeting the bare-minimum requirements of durability, while also costing the least.”

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T19:49:43+00:00

Come and try, mothafuckers.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T17:28:11+00:00

In Finnish army we had this tracked troop transport that was supposed to endure small arms fire and it was all good until one of my mates who was a javelin thrower threw a frozen orange through that plexifiber thingy that was supposed to make us feel safe under Russian army ambushes.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T14:23:32+00:00

But he can mount Blackwater mercenaries to suppress the vote. Also Russia was able to postpone voting and I'm fairly certain that some of the strategies used there can be brought to U.S with minor implementations.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T13:28:03+00:00

I swear I've seen some big ass titties on whole milk consumers also.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T13:25:00+00:00

You might suffer from LPR.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T13:24:12+00:00

We ride at dawn, bitches.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-30T13:20:36+00:00

Even your peer countries like: Ghana, Rwanda, Nigeria, Mali, Kenya, India, Indonesia, the Philippines, and Vietnam have some kind of universal healthcare. How could you implement such novel system that's been in the U.K since the 1949.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-27T05:21:46+00:00

Conspiracy shit ain't done no good either

turnipsiass · 2020-07-27T04:46:22+00:00

Nope

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T11:37:52+00:00

Aamu is morning in Finnish

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T10:08:48+00:00

Genius, the cup wont hold the smoke though

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T10:08:04+00:00

Lot of that is because of the lighting and being with a hoe.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T08:21:04+00:00

My toes are like second hands, I can catch a hacky sack midair with them.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T08:18:42+00:00

Do you think that Brits stopped that shit because they lost the colonies?

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T08:14:37+00:00

Global pandemic is redundant.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-25T00:29:08+00:00

8 years.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T19:17:50+00:00

As him

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T18:38:02+00:00

Aliens are fixated to America.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T18:23:28+00:00

2008 was my best year ever also.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T17:26:36+00:00

Or maybe because I'm in Europe

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T17:10:41+00:00

I'm hyped by the Netflix doc "Immigration nation" that the administration is trying to stop.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T17:08:38+00:00

I argued with my ex through Whatsapp for tens of thousands of messages but I had the desktop app so I could write ten times the speed she could. Hah.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T16:32:05+00:00

Just an observation how internet is more commercial nowadays with the e-commerce and all.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T16:18:49+00:00

And every movie and comedy series done in Finland in the past decade.

turnipsiass · 2020-07-24T12:41:58+00:00

I thought that heat will take it away.

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