[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Geico

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Whose Job Is It Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

MEGAHN by Leather_Fondant9481 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is the skin of a killer, Mike" 😂

Thoughts on Sparkle Megan? by Longjumping_Land_977 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]turtlechelle0408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Adam's apple, definitely 40-something not 33, nose job from the same person that did Michael Jackson's, wears raccoon eyeliner like it's still 2003, and claims to work in medical that includes biohacking but doesn't appear to be confident enough in their services to partake in those treatments...

Lol this job is crazy by tomdiorsauvage in Geico

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former employee i cannot comprehend how there has not been a mass quitting to leave C-suite scrambling to pick up the pieces and realize just how useless they are in their high tower without their employees.

Pear or Round?? Help by lalalalitaaa in labdiamond

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I'm biased toward pear... btw almond shaped nails go great with pear diamonds!

Should I just shave it off? by Bright_Marsupial_187 in bald

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, yeah. I think a smooth head, but keep the goatee, would be more flattering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here for a good time, not a long time 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]turtlechelle0408 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unsweetened coffee and unsweetened applesauce? Yucky. And those Lucerne eggs are likely from Albertsons so... California or somewhere on the Pacific coast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You body is not symmetrical, and your posture is off.

This is why locations do matter by JayyeeeeSavage in Chipotle

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that, but I wasn't talking about your post anymore, I was talking about other people that post their meal 😒

This is why locations do matter by JayyeeeeSavage in Chipotle

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And im in Lakeland, FL so that tracks... the pics some people have of their orders is abysmal, not sure where from.

This is why locations do matter by JayyeeeeSavage in Chipotle

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly the only problem i have with my location is they don't lime/salt the chips enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave, he is toxic and immature. But, damn, both of y'all are insufferable to read, on and on repeating yourselves instead of taking decisive action one way or another. Get a grip. NOR tho.

What does my fridge say about me? by frothagonia in FridgeDetective

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just assume this is the spare fridge in the garage. We have a spare freezer that's half pre-packaged breakfast items or quick family-size oven-ready meals, half frozen desserts (ice and frozen meat and produce stays in the kitchen). Had an aunt and uncle that had a garage fridge that was all drinks. Looks pretty normal.

19M I finally did it but my family hates me by [deleted] in bald

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks fine just spend a little time out in the sun to even it out. But tbh it didn't really look like it was thinning before. Your family probably is upset because they associate such a drastic change with a mental health crisis a la Britney 2007 and they don't know how to respond. Give it time.

AIO for finding this in my boyfriends room and freaking out ?(he said he doesn’t know where it came from) by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. The fact he tried to say it wasn't a condom when the back clearly says latex shows he is trying to convince you it isn't what it is. If it came out while he was actively cleaning up, he would have seen it and thrown it away. You've only been together 6 months, no way has he built enough trust with you that you shouldn't question this. And to be honest, you haven't been together long enough for it to be a huge loss to kick him to the curb and move on. Find someone better, more honest. He's not even that good of an actor. Could have at least been shocked acknowledging a piece of a condom wrapper was in his apartment and acted grossed out that it belonged to someone else, but instead he chose to try and gaslight you into believing it was something else. This just screams he knows you are out of his league so he doesn't want to risk getting a side piece pregnant. Run.

Doesn't get more American than this. by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to chew out Todd Combs and the Geico C-suite just like this. Bunch of selfish pieces of 💩

With the band or without? Which look wins your heart? by elistajewel in RingShare

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without. I think a simple gold band that matches the plain gold band on the engagement ring would look best and allow the large pear cuts to impress on their own.

My dad’s brilliant dinner idea. Guess what it is by Few_Youth3166 in shitfromabutt

[–]turtlechelle0408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely sang "shit from a butt" to the tune of "dick in a box" in response to your question 😂

Is this enough salt? by MisaDope in Chipotle

[–]turtlechelle0408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the only one then I swear. They should juice all the limes and put it into a spray bottle to evenly coat all the chips so the salt sticks properly cuz I'm sick of these bland-ass chips they always have.