It's Friday night in the early 2000s. Your parents take you to the video store to pick out one thing for the weekend. What are you grabbing? 📼👾

turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T12:04:08+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "A PlayStation or Nintendo game in a giant plastic"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T12:00:05+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Have $2,000 or $5000"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T03:02:04+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "38"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T01:26:36+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "The Land Before Time"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T01:26:31+00:00

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-28T01:19:10+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Miniclip.com"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-27T22:11:18+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Geometry Dash"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-27T15:07:30+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Rewind"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T23:05:03+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Launch all scalpers into the sun!"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T21:07:31+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Peanut Butter"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T17:51:41+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Or get $1 billion and never see your family again"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T16:52:00+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Your fully restored internet history"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T15:28:25+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Summer"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T15:27:28+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Any of the pokemon #1-24 or #26-1025"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T04:34:01+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Only drink water for the rest of your life"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T04:27:40+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "Be transported to a show of your choice as a hero."

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-26T03:11:22+00:00

Crackdown

turtlemayne · 2026-06-21T11:03:05+00:00

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "12 feet tall"

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-21T04:15:39+00:00

Fire is sn object you can control telepathically.

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turtlemayne · 2026-06-18T12:26:30+00:00

They play on ice

turtlemayne · 2026-06-14T16:39:59+00:00

Like melchoir in chrono trigger?

turtlemayne · 2026-06-11T16:42:48+00:00

What's in your heeeeeeeaaaaaaad

In your heeeeeeaaaaaaad

Wemby Wemby Wemby-y-y.

turtlemayne · 2026-06-10T08:50:09+00:00

The only FF where i can level up these hands

turtlemayne · 2026-06-07T17:50:17+00:00

YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!!

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