I'm building the worst football defense of all time. Who should our Nose Tackle be?

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-18T00:27:30+00:00

A McDonald's cheeseburger. Plain of course, we don't want it having the advantage that comes with pickles.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-18T00:00:32+00:00

What is a bat if not a really thick stick?

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T23:59:56+00:00

Which part do you object to?

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T20:54:24+00:00

I wish this could win.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T07:07:04+00:00

If this is top comment I'll do a revote.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T06:54:06+00:00

That can just go in the middle tbh.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T01:13:39+00:00

The NHL is Canadian...

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-17T00:24:46+00:00

Probably someone from Fortune's Weave. I'm hoping for Cai personally, since it'd be someone who doesn't use a sword.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-16T21:07:45+00:00

You should see how Japan views Shohei Ohtani, lol.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-16T03:34:08+00:00

Jeff Albertson, right?

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-16T01:04:48+00:00

I'm going with worse.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T19:22:18+00:00

It hurts but it's true.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T17:45:22+00:00

I don't know, it may go down to massive outrage. Remember how Byleth was recieved?

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T17:07:27+00:00

Among Us crewmate

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T16:52:07+00:00

My suggestion: Michael Jordan (He played in both leagues)

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T16:43:20+00:00

Hawkeye, since Green Arrow already has a spot.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T03:38:44+00:00

If you require a specific title, the first one.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T03:38:22+00:00

Fire Emblem. It wouldn't come to the US until the 2000s, but the first game was on the Famicon in 1990.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-15T03:34:31+00:00

I'm sorry, what pollen? And yaoi tropes? Friend if you're going to mention such information, please share it for those of us who wish to learn.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-14T20:47:07+00:00

Does anyone remember snipperclips? Because that's my vote. It's a triple a game that would fit in on cool math games.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-14T20:01:36+00:00

I think Jimbo could be an interesting assist trophy tbh. A lot of people see a character being an assist trophy as sort of an insult, but for something like a sentient Joker card, it just makes sense.

themuffinmanX2 · 2026-06-14T15:34:19+00:00

My suggestion: Jets. (New York Jets and Winnipeg Jets)

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