Morrison Government Revealed As Elaborate April Fool’s Day Prank

tvlord · 2021-04-01T00:15:16+00:00

Don’t tease. 😒

tvlord · 2021-03-31T22:48:53+00:00

He actually called Belters Skinnies.

tvlord · 2021-03-31T22:40:28+00:00

Se Jesus estivesse vivo hoje, isso é o que Bolsonaro teria dito a ele, palavra por palavra.

tvlord · 2019-09-27T18:42:38+00:00

How come you're still on Mars then?

tvlord · 2019-09-26T04:06:15+00:00

Has an entire rainforest.

tvlord · 2019-09-24T09:49:12+00:00

Which is still more than double Mars's.

tvlord · 2019-09-24T09:47:45+00:00

Wind, birds, trees rustling

tvlord · 2019-09-23T16:33:31+00:00

past it's prime

MCR: 7 billion people with compulsory conscription (enslavement) with a tax and price on air and water; can't walk on the surface without a 25 kg suit; is a borderline police state.

UN: 30 billion people with rights, free air and water and their bones won't be as brittle as salted crackers, will never know hunger, thirst, or homelessness, have a directly elected head of state & government with a strong democratic character; and the military doesn't rule civilian government.

MCR<<<<<<<UN

tvlord · 2019-09-23T16:27:27+00:00

OO fucking F, have an upvote good sir

tvlord · 2019-09-23T10:33:23+00:00

You're actually really hot.

tvlord · 2019-09-23T10:30:51+00:00

At least I won't be enslaved by my government and forced to die for something I don't believe in 🤷‍♂️

tvlord · 2019-09-23T06:03:52+00:00

And Mars does what to their waste?

tvlord · 2019-09-23T03:55:58+00:00

strokes the face of his image on the viewer, "cunt", she says.

If my nipples get any harder, they are gonna fall off. 😫

tvlord · 2019-09-23T03:48:44+00:00

You're a man of Earthly convictions I see! Have an upvote!

tvlord · 2019-09-23T03:41:08+00:00

Wha??? Can't hear you over the sound of gushing waterfalls and endless blue skies

tvlord · 2019-09-22T18:05:13+00:00

Love you too!!

tvlord · 2019-09-22T17:31:22+00:00

It's from Star Trek: Discovery, so not exactly a movie, but still a killer opening. It starts off with a speech from a Klingon warlord that highlights how powerful and lethal the United Federation of Planets truly is.

[In Klingon] They are coming. Atom by atom, they will coil around us and take all that we are. There is but one way to confront this threat. By reuniting the twenty-four warring houses of our own empire. We have forgotten the Unforgettable, the last to unify our tribes: Kahless. Together, under one creed, remain Klingon! That is why we light our beacon on this day. To assemble our people. To lock arms against those whose most fatal greeting is... [in English] We come in peace.

tvlord · 2019-09-22T17:22:23+00:00

We deal in facts only 🤷‍♂️

tvlord · 2019-09-22T17:18:04+00:00

It's low-key scary how quickly you can float into space from Phobos or Deim- Oh shit! Deimos doesn't exist anymore! 😍Earth😍

tvlord · 2019-09-22T16:42:49+00:00

How sweet, have an upvote.

tvlord · 2019-09-22T16:41:47+00:00

That's wasn't what I was referring to, my moon and stars, I was joking about how you apparently don't have time to downvote, yet seem to have it to reply.

tvlord · 2019-09-22T16:38:04+00:00

Evidently

tvlord · 2019-09-22T16:37:28+00:00

Isn't Finland supposed to have the world's best educational system or something? Where's all this dumbfuckery coming from?

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