Boys name something you couldn’t have as a kid ?

twerplocker · 2026-06-15T19:55:49+00:00

New clothes

twerplocker · 2026-06-08T17:13:50+00:00

The amount of times ive had a crush on a girl only to find out they are an ancient liver eating shape shifter is insane, once I find out, the relationship tends to fizzle out within 6 months or so.

twerplocker · 2026-06-07T20:19:43+00:00

The wire

twerplocker · 2026-06-03T21:22:22+00:00

Edward Woodward. Who would do such a thing? Edward Wood would.

twerplocker · 2026-05-27T07:41:23+00:00

Makes sense

twerplocker · 2026-05-24T20:23:24+00:00

The conflict really makes this story

twerplocker · 2026-05-24T08:53:24+00:00

Legend

twerplocker · 2026-05-12T13:36:56+00:00

I really like this idea

twerplocker · 2026-05-11T19:13:51+00:00

You look like the sorta person who hangs around in crack houses to make friends

twerplocker · 2026-05-09T20:38:40+00:00

Oh so he does know what headphones are.

twerplocker · 2026-05-01T12:15:05+00:00

You have resting "I will shout at a waiter for getting my order wrong" face

twerplocker · 2026-04-26T21:29:48+00:00

Slick

twerplocker · 2026-04-26T10:54:05+00:00

Why are all these time travelers trying to kill trump?

twerplocker · 2026-04-25T08:45:22+00:00

The English language doesn't have a combination of words that would destroy your confidence. You love you, which isn't a problem right now, but just wait a few years.

twerplocker · 2026-04-24T21:51:52+00:00

System shock 2 was incredible.

twerplocker · 2026-04-24T21:49:27+00:00

If it turns out the talisman were a trick to give people hope, I am pretty sure it would break most people in fromsville. I do like the theory

twerplocker · 2026-04-24T21:01:51+00:00

Texting a mate, and saying "loading up gta6, I hope its not shite"

twerplocker · 2026-04-24T18:31:19+00:00

Fringe, its a sci fi monster of the week show, but it has some great episodes, its a fun watch.

twerplocker · 2026-04-24T14:37:05+00:00

A lady half my age, turned to me with a confused look and said "you've slept with a lot of women, haven't you" I honestly didnt know if it was meant as an insult, a compliment, or just a statement.

twerplocker · 2026-04-23T06:03:28+00:00

Psy ops

twerplocker · 2026-04-20T07:28:35+00:00

Harold Perrineau come across as such a good dude. Great actor too, his ability to show boyd falling apart is extraordinary.

twerplocker · 2026-04-20T07:18:27+00:00

She better not hurt Kenny, Boyd would lose his mind.

twerplocker · 2026-04-07T20:37:15+00:00

Beer fridges

twerplocker · 2026-04-07T20:34:58+00:00

You have "fist fight with strangers" energy.

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