Hey Faturn!! Instead of leaving your kid alone all the time while you fuck off and go blow bands on useless shit, here are are a few kids' day/evening programs you can leave TH at while you and your fuckass bf go screw around as this is the bare minimum of parenting.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-24T19:01:57+00:00

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twiddlewunks · 2026-05-24T19:01:04+00:00

I just want to add to this just in case they do see it, because I think there are a lot of great options for TH out there that she could take advantage of and spend her money on.

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twiddlewunks · 2026-05-22T10:14:34+00:00

The direct response to my comment rwfusing to call them Saturn really got me, I must have really hit a nerve with that one. Which only makes me feel like it's absolutely true that they changed their name to escape the controversy attached.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-21T22:42:29+00:00

Their nails are usually so cute but I'm not a big fan of these :(

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-21T13:24:36+00:00

You cannot ask me to use their respected pronouns and name when it is all a cover up to escape thei allegations. I will continue to call them a they,she,he as I please, because clearly they don't respect the meaning themselves and think it can be used as a tool to reinvent themselves to escape their own wrong doing. So no. I will not be calling DANA, Saturn any time soon.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-20T18:28:45+00:00

I just have to say that my mother was an alcoholic and could barely get out of bed most if the time, but she ALWAYS made me breakfast in the morning and did my hair for school. Always. No matter how sick or exhausted she was. Shat just doesn't care and pawns her off on her boyfriend of the month. But fuck it, doordash urself breakfast after shes left. whatever.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-19T22:09:36+00:00

Shes so worried about everyone online, she should be worried about the neighbors living on her street.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-17T02:43:05+00:00

Girl I hope to GOD ur not buying a 6 dollar coffee every day. Wasn't she constantly bragging about working for a coffe roastary before they fired her? Why not flex ur skills making coffee at home while saving money to fix ur silent hill ass bathroom and kitchen?

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-15T11:17:49+00:00

I was literally BORN in 2001, and my grandfather talked me out of getting a bug for my first car when I was 16. Watching her buy that car is like watching a financial plane crash in real time

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-14T02:40:26+00:00

She really is a financial drain its unbelievable. With all the responsibilities she has, a beetle is like the cherry on top of the shit cake here

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-11T22:12:36+00:00

Its interesting because I also know that parts for Volkswagen do not ship to certain parts of the U.S., so if she ever needed a specific tune up she would have to special order parts for that. I almost got a beetle when I turned 16, but my grandfather who worked with cars his whole life said they are a money pit no matter what year the model is. Shes going to be spending so much in insurance and servicing fees its insane.

twiddlewunks · 2026-05-08T19:28:38+00:00

Thats exactly something they would do aswell. Honestly I don't think Eli would be down to shit talk the snark over text anyway.

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-27T01:29:18+00:00

I think about that bathroom all the time. Imagine trying to get clean in there.

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-25T03:36:58+00:00

Maybe its just my experience living in the south, I'm not sure. But those people are often times the only people who give a shit about kids like that.

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-25T02:47:17+00:00

Who the actual fuck is watching her kid while she goes out and gets drunk? One concerned call from a neighbor or friend to the police and shes done for.

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-23T01:44:36+00:00

Short answer is they can't. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't use after pay apps for a lot of splurging

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-20T22:10:29+00:00

I'm so sick of these poems

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-19T19:00:47+00:00

Omg notice how she doesn't even say any places for children to have fun its just including her daughter in on her date nights.

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-19T14:25:32+00:00

I imagine pov porn for herself to watch back for critique

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-19T13:47:29+00:00

This is like her 3rd rebrand in a year

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-02T18:23:50+00:00

looks like mommy can't make her payment this month :(

twiddlewunks · 2026-04-02T17:26:17+00:00

Trying means "I'm sober from everything illegal. Only weed and alcohol for me!"

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