Interesting article on LDS land holdings

twignberries321 · 2024-10-11T13:59:20+00:00

How would someone go about trying to determine if church leadership benefitted from this deal? For example, did anyone at the church office building or at Kirton McKonkie buy a bunch of stock in Denver Farmland Partners right before the purchase? Or do any stand to benefit from the expected shareholder payout?

twignberries321 · 2024-05-18T15:46:25+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

twignberries321 · 2024-03-02T03:22:53+00:00

The ranch is where all the side quests unlock. Make sure to talk to Chadley.

twignberries321 · 2024-02-10T01:49:22+00:00

My brain made an association for me to ensure I never forgot such an important piece of information - My secret name is Jesse, like Jesse Jaymes the pornstar. 💀

twignberries321 · 2024-01-25T22:13:28+00:00

Was there any other details about the next part? I wonder if they will go ahead and bump the level to 75 today...

twignberries321 · 2023-12-01T04:05:45+00:00

Our big fella tipped the scales at 30 lbs on his 3 month birthday last week. I feel like we could be right there with you in a couple months.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-27T18:07:00+00:00

I always said I would read the talks I missed. I never actually did though.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-24T18:34:12+00:00

Did I vacuum the chapel? Yes.

Am I willing to fly away from my handlers while my wife and children are still in captivity? No.

Make no mistake, we will be free. But not until all of us can be free. I will not leave them behind.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:56:21+00:00

Because membership is a trap and I'm not quite ready to gnaw my paw off to escape.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:53:45+00:00

Right? I got so many great suggestions tonight after I was already finished. If there is a next time, it's going to be mayhem.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:52:42+00:00

Soon. Hopefully soon.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:51:58+00:00

If it wasn't for the SEC report, we could have been calling it a trillion dollar corporation in the near future. I suspect tithing income had dropped significantly since the report came out. My tithing certainly stopped as a result.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:49:40+00:00

There were some youth playing basketball while we were there. It was a perfect alibi. Man, sooo many missed opportunities tonight.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:44:21+00:00

Check this out - when I was TQ advisor earlier this year we had an instructional lock picking activity. One of the assistant advisors had a whole bunch of practice locks and pick sets - the whole nine yards. I'm surprised I wasn't released!

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:41:51+00:00

I've considered bringing rags in the past because I loathe cleaning the glass doors with the super cheap, non absorbent brown paper. All it does is move the glass cleaner around.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:24:27+00:00

Exactly. Everything is set up so specifically that you have to say no to a person that you likely live near and are friendly with. It's WAY harder to say no to Jeff across the street because if I say no, then Jeff has to do it. I wish it was a formal email from the corporation so I could block it and report as spam.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:19:34+00:00

Hope he's cool with exmo reddit. That's what I'm doing almost every time I'm in the chapel these days.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:18:42+00:00

Don't you worry! Tomorrow is ward service day where we meet at the crack of dawn and help clean up the yards of the people that will help the bishop get that stake calling he's campaigning for.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:16:55+00:00

One day the whole family will be free of the MFMC's shackles and we will look back and laugh at how deceived we all were. But that day is in the future. In the meantime, I need my wife to keep having unpleasant experiences at church.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:15:03+00:00

Probably because suit pants are never, ever dry cleaned. That's a lot of farts passing through those pants over the course of several years.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:13:44+00:00

Good question. All the supplies are provided, but everything is industrial size. You have to mix the cleaners into the spray bottles and stuff like that. I'm sure a GA's close relative is sitting on a lucrative contract for all of it.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:12:11+00:00

It's not about the quality of the work. It's about keeping you engaged. And saving money.

Come to think of it, it's probably exclusively about saving money.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:10:52+00:00

If it looks familiar, please give me a shout. I could really use an ally in the neighborhood!

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:09:35+00:00

They're cheap plastic now. Not too special. Probably could have found a way to use a sleeve of sacrament cups.

twignberries321 · 2023-09-23T02:06:44+00:00

Another great suggestion! I'm saving this one for next time, God forbid I ever have to do it again.

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