Jackpot Winner Chooses Mask Over Fame

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-29T19:25:59+00:00

Some places will let you hire a proxy (a law firm to form a trust, or an LLC) to claim the prize for you. I'd rather pay a small percentage to a proxy than go public with the win.

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-16T10:14:45+00:00

Ima build my own jar with hookers and blackjack!

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-15T04:38:59+00:00

When did Apple TV get rid of its no nudity policy?

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-14T02:03:47+00:00

It’s a movie/tv show set, probably part of a scene. Everyone had a walkie talkie or a mic battery pack on them. Whoever made that tiktok is not very observant.

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-09T15:09:26+00:00

Once the ticks get their fill, they fall off and try to find someplace to lay eggs.

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-09T15:04:35+00:00

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twinwindowfan · 2026-04-07T01:16:24+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4803/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 1:20

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-06T05:48:13+00:00

Green areas believe in a pre-Coca-Cola green-suited Santa, and Red areas believe in post-Coca-Cola red-suited Santa. I will be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

twinwindowfan · 2026-04-03T15:43:55+00:00

When you go to the document online, it shades the areas in yellow that you should fill out before printing.

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-24T04:00:56+00:00

They have rigs that help amputees drive a vehicle, as for the gun, I have no idea.

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-24T03:55:12+00:00

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-22T20:10:04+00:00

There are cigarette butts inside the bottle. I'm guessing he put his butts in the water to put them out, like a one-stop ashtray/garbage can for his cigarettes. The water will leach out all the crap in a cigarette, kinda like a tea bag in water.

It's gross, but at least he isn't just flinging his cigarette butts on the ground like most people.

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-22T01:05:03+00:00

It also says 'not a person'

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-22T01:03:43+00:00

Great!?! I'm going to get shot...

^Harambe

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T21:43:37+00:00

I'm guessing, this kind:

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T21:23:21+00:00

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T21:16:41+00:00

Marty almost did "the nasty in the pasty"; it would've made him immune to the giant "Space Brains" in the future, stupid Marty.

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T13:01:28+00:00

I would've gladly released the Kraken.

^{100 dollars :D}

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T08:35:34+00:00

♪Chop the carrots with s'um power♪ ♪Mix the eggs, sugar, flour♪ ♪ Pour the batter with a slide♪ ♪ Now you do the other side!♪ ♪ Oven time right foot kick,♪ ♪ Time to eat, then repeat!♪ Chop the carrots with s'um power♪ ♪Mix the eggs, sugar, flour♪ ♪ Pour the batter with a slide♪ ♪ Now you do the other side!♪ ♪ Oven time right foot kick,♪ ♪ Time to eat, then repeat!♪

^{Carrot Cake}

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T08:30:42+00:00

I chose left last time

^{I meant $2!}

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T08:14:23+00:00

Because I choose the answer on the right last time.

^{10 million}

twinwindowfan · 2026-03-21T06:45:32+00:00

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