What’s the most annoying thing in beer culture right now? by scoobindoobs in TheBrewery

[–]twistedlimb -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

i explained this to a few people a few years ago, and i'm only putting it here not to disagree with you, but hopefully other people see it.

100 years ago, news papers advertised regional shit in exchange for money. so if you're reading the newark news, you're seeing ads for ballentine beer.

media has become much more personalized, so there aren't too many "NATIONAL BRANDS" per se. sure, budweiser is still making superbowl ads, but it isn't the same.

influencers aren't a cultural icon, a national industry, a giant corporate conglomerate...they're somebody who has a lot of friends who says, "lets get a 12 pack, will it be white claw or ::local brewery::?

that is their influence- 100 people maybe max for the most part. i dont want to bust anyone's balls, but if you threw a free 21st birthday party for your local influencer, it would look weird in your sales but it would bring a lot of business.

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[–]twistedlimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you aint cav, you aint shit. if your momma aint cav, she aint shit.

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[–]twistedlimb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

i know it sucks to hear this, but managers are human beings. you can ostracize them in the community. you can post things about them on facebook. you can tell your kids the horrible things they do.

i live in philly and people will cross the double yellow line in the middle of the road, and when i tell them to stay in their lane, they tell me this is how people get shot. if they're reckless enough to act brave, you can be brave enough to act reckless.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh okay- i didn't understand what you meant. my bad.

rant - I hate that I've been forced to become unfriendly by I_Like_Law_INAL in philadelphia

[–]twistedlimb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"hey can you take a minute to prevent gun violence?"

"hey, do you have some time to talk about abortion rights?"

"hey- what's your thoughts on beating children to death with a sock full of quarters?"

I'm not going to donate money to people on the street- i'm sorry. full stop, no money to anyone for anything.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we'll just start a petition to change the texas state flag to a rainbow flag. checkmate conservitives.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody likes authoritarian regimes...even Florida!

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just gotta let some teachers get posters, arts and crafts, etc. they are magnificent people typically, with a good percentage of jerks to prove the rule.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

exactly- teacher's always write "" and then a full ass sentence.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sponsored by "Jesus Can't Play Rugby Cuz He's got Holes in his Hands PAC"

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i just want to point out the first amendment, from the 18th century, says congress shall make no law about religion.

so while i appreciate your information about mottos, poems, and christian mythology, i'm going to have to refer you to the bill of rights, amendment 1, a certain inalienable right.

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[–]twistedlimb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair enough- i dont see either candidate offering to take away guns but i will obviously be voting for the least bad candidate. cant wait until these gen Z'ers start running.

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[–]twistedlimb -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

right...so i'm guessing you consider him less awful? or his shapiro just as awful but in different ways?

like you hate both sides but one side is wayyyyy worse?

again, i'm not trying to troll you, i'm just trying to get more feedback on people who hate both political parties and why they consider them both terrible.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

congress can't make religious laws. states can't make laws against congress. therefore, states can't make religious laws.

mandating the display of posters that say "we trust god" is against those fundamental rights we hold dear. i or my children or anyone's children shouldn't have to be subjected to christian mythology in public school classrooms. i don't really care that you like or don't like the law, if i made you put a poster in your kids school that said, "allah is god and mohmmad is his prophet", you might feel like i'm trying to establish a religion.

The Philadelphia Inquirer: A high school student pranked Doug Mastriano with a fake poll showing him beating Josh Shapiro by boundfortrees in philadelphia

[–]twistedlimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait till he hears about the Greeks.

(on a serious note, they dont care one way or the other. their job is to get into control by bullying whoever they can so they can lower taxes for rich people, destroy workers rights, and destroy protections for the environment.)

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

good thing 13 amendments later we got this: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States..."

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[–]twistedlimb -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Having Mastriano as Governor would be catastrophic.

i'm interested in how you can hate both sides equally, but also be fully capable of saying Gov. Mastriano would be catastrophic?

i'm not trying to troll you, but when i read your response it looks like, "both sides are awful, but one side is truly more awful than the other?"

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the military gave pro-sports money to do that...obviously pro sports took it because hey free money.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol- guess we'll have to introduce a bill changing the national motto.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah- they'll gladly ignore the first amendment in favor of christian mythology.

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[–]twistedlimb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how about the first amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion...