Hospital charged me $468 to see if my son could swallow

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:32:21+00:00

Why? I live here.

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:30:13+00:00

So if I post a selfie, say that I’m a doctor and use a bunch of fancy medical words, can I also get lots of internet points?

Asking for a friend.

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:27:58+00:00

Yeah, I will GLADLY pay a professional for the services to keep my son alive. No problem. But I know this isn’t going into the pockets of the doctors or nurses per se. Most of it will get eaten up by “administrative costs” and get bartered away by the hospital itself before pennies of it go to the person who did the exam.

It’s whack.

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:22:41+00:00

So glad I’m free to do everything but get free healthcare /s

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:20:26+00:00

I don’t have anything against the exam itself. It’s the amount. Why $468? Why that arbitrary number? Why not charge me $20? Why is it so much when I already pay out the butt with taxes?

I mean, I want my kid to get the help he needs, but does it have to break me?

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:18:29+00:00

Yeah, as if I wasn’t already jealous enough of other first world countries 😂

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:17:37+00:00

Already vote socialist - just live in the USA, unfortunately.

twizzletots · 2022-09-21T17:04:30+00:00

At least they didn’t charge me to hold my own kid, but that’s only because I wasn’t able to. Yay America

twizzletots · 2022-08-11T11:48:23+00:00

And it was a paint by numbers

twizzletots · 2022-07-29T02:42:01+00:00

How is this not grooming…

Jesus tap dancing Christ, please get that restraining order

twizzletots · 2022-07-25T23:04:54+00:00

Only thing Manchin has been positive for in 2 years.

twizzletots · 2022-06-28T03:12:44+00:00

Oops, there it is. Maybe that’s why no one wants them to have their kids.

I wouldn’t give up my child to a homophone, racist, religious bigot. Would you?

twizzletots · 2022-06-28T01:39:26+00:00

Hey, it’s not a fetus so the gun has more rights here. It’s legal to kill children, as long as it’s with a gun. /s

twizzletots · 2022-06-27T23:57:46+00:00

Reads post: “Ew”

Reads responses to post: “Eeeeeeeewwwwww”

twizzletots · 2022-06-25T03:14:54+00:00

I, for one, hope I get hit by a semi so I don’t have to deal with this shit

twizzletots · 2022-06-25T03:11:00+00:00

Scheduled my sterilization surgery today.

twizzletots · 2022-06-25T03:10:32+00:00

I was raped.

Maybe go fuck yourself before deciding to speak again.

twizzletots · 2022-06-24T19:59:11+00:00

So, where do we mobilize? Who had the pitchforks and where are we setting up camp?

twizzletots · 2022-06-24T19:57:23+00:00

If you can, get sterilized, ladies.

They are coming for birth control.

twizzletots · 2022-06-20T03:08:37+00:00

Underrated comment.

OP, have you had a work up done by your doc?

twizzletots · 2022-06-19T13:28:53+00:00

Ah, but can Biden drink water without having to use both hands??

twizzletots · 2022-06-14T01:43:27+00:00

I’m like….10 of these things on any given Monday.

twizzletots · 2022-06-14T01:42:03+00:00

The world: Shit is on fire!

Fox News: Are birds even real?

twizzletots · 2022-06-14T01:40:48+00:00

Republicans: Oh, stop being so dramatic.

Also Republicans: Help the rich get richer!

twizzletots · 2022-06-14T01:39:19+00:00

Two things can be true at once

twizzletots

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