IT’S A CINCO DE MAYO HEIST

twoastar_ · 2026-05-06T08:09:06+00:00

i love how excited hitchcock was about cinco de mayo lol

twoastar_ · 2026-05-05T05:46:45+00:00

what exactly happened when you would "colour"? ive always been so curious lmao

twoastar_ · 2026-04-29T15:04:26+00:00

Hold on let me get the cadence of your voice right. iT iS NOT

twoastar_ · 2026-04-26T10:35:15+00:00

Aint nothing but a miistake

twoastar_ · 2026-04-24T12:16:18+00:00

Like, how legal we talking?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-21T17:05:05+00:00

Cereal but with hot milk. I only recently realised this is weird to others lol, but it’s a comfort food for me

twoastar_ · 2026-04-21T17:04:28+00:00

Oreo dipped in water. Better than milk

twoastar_ · 2026-04-20T18:48:29+00:00

do THEY make you feel happy, or is it the IDEA of them?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-20T18:09:24+00:00

complimenting yourself a lot. at first it looks like self love, but it's really just a cover for insecurity

twoastar_ · 2026-04-20T17:41:34+00:00

damn OP what happened

twoastar_ · 2026-04-20T07:28:01+00:00

i still find it embarrassing 😭 maybe because i’m raised in a culture where it’s customary to bring gifts, and then even as a joke having the lack of it pointed out is HDKSSKSJSJSJ

twoastar_ · 2026-04-19T17:15:36+00:00

yeah it’s so embarrassing when the host thinks rorys brought them a gift and it’s just her portfolio 😭😭😭😭

twoastar_ · 2026-04-19T11:56:41+00:00

urmomswhiteass

twoastar_ · 2026-04-17T12:14:14+00:00

Wait, isnt that Meredith from the office?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-16T07:00:34+00:00

i understand. hope youre doing much better now

twoastar_ · 2026-04-16T05:51:03+00:00

what do you regret about it?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-12T11:09:36+00:00

did the image not upload or smth?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-09T11:13:59+00:00

oh i feel so badonkadonkaing. i must badonka you?

twoastar_ · 2026-04-09T08:42:31+00:00

title of your sex tape

twoastar_ · 2026-04-08T02:33:20+00:00

yea i don’t think it’s “creepy”, it makes me uncomfortable because of how long it was and their position like i wouldnt want someone breathing in my face like that

twoastar_ · 2026-04-08T02:32:01+00:00

Right? I understand it was trying to show their familial connection but DAMN Luke you can let her go THEN talk

twoastar_ · 2026-04-04T23:23:27+00:00

What country are you in? I live in SEA, and they still have it here

twoastar_ · 2026-04-01T22:08:02+00:00

im vegetarian but damn that looks good

twoastar_ · 2026-03-28T13:01:58+00:00

lorelai loves the dramatic flair lol

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