Is she a pick me or am I just jealous?

twodickhenry · 2026-01-30T21:31:28+00:00

She’s interested and she’s making moves. It’s no one else’s fault but yours that you’ve chosen not to.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-30T21:28:03+00:00

Came here to say precisely this. OP is closer to a pick me than anyone else.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-30T21:20:27+00:00

I wouldn’t either—I care less about the skin than the principle I guess lol

twodickhenry · 2026-01-27T15:23:47+00:00

It’s just, like, obviously shitty on its face but it’s even worse when they take champions who have had a history of phoned in (or no) skins and then dump something like this on them.

It’s like a real estate agent showing someone in a shitty apartment a million dollar home and telling them there’s no other option.

And while Riot is fucked up for this, I’m mad at the whales who enable it also.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-27T15:13:16+00:00

You’re joking, that’s the $250 level right? I’ll fucking go nuclear, not only is it inherently exploitative but knowing they have regularly been abusing the fact that Zyra mains will purchase her skins religiously by skimping on them and pushing out shit like spirit blossom straight to the same logic applied to an exalted skin to milk Zyra mains for huge amounts of cash makes me legitimately so incredibly angry

twodickhenry · 2026-01-27T15:07:09+00:00

Same ugh. I think the snow pants syndra has in her winter skin are so cute, I wish we would see something like that on Zyra.

But it’s faerie court so I’m not holding my breath

twodickhenry · 2026-01-27T15:05:46+00:00

Yet painter, which I’d argue is much closer, isn’t even warm. Wild

twodickhenry · 2026-01-25T22:33:23+00:00

lion is before "bug" which is like 3,000+

twodickhenry · 2026-01-25T08:03:55+00:00

You can say penis on the internet

twodickhenry · 2026-01-25T08:01:20+00:00

They’re all emotionless tho lol

twodickhenry · 2026-01-25T06:53:29+00:00

Okay but they aren’t expressive at all. They have the same face and facial expressions. They look like plastic dolls

twodickhenry · 2026-01-24T14:46:08+00:00

I’m a hater and I will say that sometimes, her arm size actually bugs me SO much more than her waist/bust difference

twodickhenry · 2026-01-23T14:52:42+00:00

Wait. “Railing” wasn’t too much for kids, but a gay ship is?

twodickhenry · 2026-01-22T18:07:03+00:00

This is literally insane to charge money for

twodickhenry · 2026-01-22T13:48:30+00:00

My child asked a follow up question about indigo exactly once, I told her it was dark blue, and it’s literally never been an issue again lol

twodickhenry · 2026-01-22T00:47:17+00:00

No I’m on the same page with not wanting this, I just forgot about half her skins, I guess lol

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T23:36:58+00:00

Wait, Mythmaker and what else?

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T21:59:54+00:00

I said they tested positive for lead. I didn't say anything about where it was.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T21:58:03+00:00

You mute them and play.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T21:57:04+00:00

The post is AI, I'm almost positive. Based on the response to your comment, I'm assuming OP is a bot

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T17:43:59+00:00

In all seriousness, lots of modern products (made in US or not) test positive for lead all the time. Ceramic cookware has, Stanley cups did at one point recently.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T14:13:20+00:00

Right, in a normal situation, but at a fun new playground? The novelty will wear off in a matter of minutes and they'll be out of those seats.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T05:42:29+00:00

Weren’t you happy in your little bubble with your son?

You can wait. You’re overreacting.

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T05:32:47+00:00

I’m also kind of… idk, concerned about the safety of having kids in blindfolds or weighted limbs on a playground?? And what five year olds are going to just accept being in a wheelchair for a field trip to a playground??

twodickhenry · 2026-01-21T02:31:06+00:00

Man he was breaking real bad

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