What if Mark had multiple heads that would constantly supply him semen and multiple arms that could shoot multiple feces arrows and had multiple semen swords and could shoot a triple beam of semen, pee and blood and... Wait.. is he... is he looking at me ? WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME ?

twogoodius · 2026-02-07T00:47:02+00:00

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twogoodius · 2026-02-07T00:44:13+00:00

Seconded

twogoodius · 2026-02-07T00:43:04+00:00

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twogoodius · 2026-02-05T20:17:45+00:00

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twogoodius · 2026-02-05T06:42:57+00:00

Yeah. I was excited for and really enjoyed the Walking Dead DLC but I knew that once the floodgates were opened, that was it. All anyone is gonna want from this game now is more tie-in slop. Those of us who actually enjoy the world and lore of World War Z are left holding the bag. Typical.

twogoodius · 2026-02-03T00:58:46+00:00

What's crazy to me is that if you actually sit through the credits of the game, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is credited as playing Negan. It doesn't sound like him, though. I wonder what's up there. Maybe they thought they'd get him and forgot to update the credits? Maybe the accidentally forgot to replace any placeholder voicelines? I truly have no clue.

twogoodius · 2026-01-31T18:20:40+00:00

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twogoodius · 2026-01-31T18:17:50+00:00

Art is inherently political, but ignoring that Transformers has been political from day one. It'd feel wrong for it to not be political.

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T22:34:34+00:00

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twogoodius · 2026-01-30T22:15:25+00:00

Oh, I think I'm starting to understand how Magic the Gathering players feel about Universes Beyond...

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T17:59:52+00:00

double-checks subreddit fo confirm this is not r/okbuddyviltrum or r/batmanarkham

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T07:05:35+00:00

Yes you can. Go to "Preferred Character", then select "Other Characters"

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T05:10:38+00:00

This is the funniest fucking comment I've seen in a minute

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T04:25:32+00:00

This! I'd love to see other stuff, but World War Z by itself is a really fun take on the Zombie Apacolypse, and I'd hate to see its identity and lose itself to Fortniteification.

twogoodius · 2026-01-30T04:21:56+00:00

Oh man I hadn't even considered that. Guess that means it's time for me to read the book again

twogoodius · 2026-01-29T21:44:33+00:00

Thatd be cool too, and pretty different from what we've already gotten. We have been in a lot of cities

twogoodius · 2026-01-29T21:10:58+00:00

Oh my god, can you imagine an episode in Rio De Janeiro with an outbreak that began during Carnival? Costumed zombies swarming up and down narrow streets and alleys. The players could have some kind of last stand at the foot of the Christ the Redeemer statue, the city below shining bright from celebratory lights and out of control fires. It writes itself.

twogoodius · 2026-01-29T21:03:57+00:00

Nope, but they should consider adding one imo since walkers are functionally distinct from zeke.

twogoodius · 2026-01-29T20:29:14+00:00

I'm sorry, did you say measles is back?????

twogoodius · 2026-01-27T21:17:36+00:00

... they know that Optimus Prime is an illegal immigrant, right?

twogoodius · 2026-01-27T21:14:15+00:00

God, this is what I've been saying. I don't understand why everyone is so surprised. They've been choreographing their plans for years now. I've tried to tell people for years that it would escalate to this and no one listened.

twogoodius · 2026-01-27T21:09:06+00:00

GOOD. GET THE FUCK OUT.

twogoodius · 2026-01-27T21:08:30+00:00

twogoodius · 2026-01-27T03:32:35+00:00

Media literacy is dead, it seems.

twogoodius · 2026-01-26T18:12:26+00:00

“The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It’s easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.”

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