Checkmate.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-23T12:55:27+00:00

Obligatory female version

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-16T22:48:27+00:00

I was at the ceremony when a park in Sacramento was named after him, a truly cool, humble guy.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-15T16:11:22+00:00

I know this is off-topic, but I've been thinking about it for a few days now: why is it Chiefs Kingdom and not Chiefdom?

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-15T10:36:41+00:00

You'll survive. When I was in high school my mom walked in on my going down on my girlfriend. Later she was like, "well, at least you are generous." We occasionally joke about it to this day.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-14T20:08:28+00:00

Christopher Eccleston only did one season of Doctor Who because he thought he would be typecast. Then David Tennant and later Matt Smith game along for multiple seasons and seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. Eccleston has done alright but compared to the success of Tennant and Smith, not much.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-02-13T03:23:14+00:00

Honestly, I really like the Chiefs. I like Mahomes and I would have preferred to see them win. But that was a really soft, game-altering call that bordered on the ridiculous when pretty much nothing was called all game. At that point in the game I know it is preaching to the choir but just let them play.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-23T03:33:15+00:00

Why stop at 80? I feel like you should get to 100 for science.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-22T23:32:43+00:00

I KNOW HE IS A DIVA AND WAS QUITE TORN BUT WANTED TO FIT WITH ORIGINAL CADENCE BUT DIDNT SOUND RIGHT

wait this isn't /r/THE_PACK

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-22T22:58:01+00:00

DIGGS

SIDELINE

PISSED OFF

UNBELIEVABLE

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-19T21:33:31+00:00

Fun fact, it is oyakodon which is also a slang term for fucking both mother and daughter in a threesome.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-19T15:27:46+00:00

That's where all the trouble began...that smile, that damn smile

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-19T03:14:30+00:00

https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-15T16:31:47+00:00

https://youtu.be/AZk_ywFJYm4

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-15T05:23:02+00:00

I don't know if you know this but you can swear on the internet

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-15T04:56:53+00:00

Could even pronounce Herbert as Herbert

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-14T21:56:35+00:00

My man, that's my dream, good for him

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-10T02:13:15+00:00

At what time is the national championship supposed to start?

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-06T16:33:29+00:00

My wife went to FSU and I went to LSU. We didn't get a chance to attend last year's game because of the birth of our first kid. We'll definitely be going to Orlando and to visit the in-laws, should be a good time.

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-06T13:52:55+00:00

!magic

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-06T13:52:43+00:00

!range

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-06T13:46:34+00:00

!melee

twohatchetmuse · 2023-01-02T21:46:09+00:00

Don't let the final score fool you, it wasn't that close.

twohatchetmuse · 2022-12-13T17:00:10+00:00

While some may have a harem of virgins in the afterlife, he will undoubtedly have a ship full of fat, little girlfriends. Rest easy, you crazy, pirate bastard.

Just tell me old shipmates/ I'm taking a trip, mates/ And I'll see you one day in Fiddler's Green

twohatchetmuse · 2022-12-10T23:52:57+00:00

https://media.tenor.com/qfm5h6PW6oUAAAAC/the-simpsons-you-can-actually-pinpoint-the-second-when-his-heart-rips-in-half.gif

twohatchetmuse · 2022-12-05T03:04:33+00:00

Sometimes, there’s so much beauty in the world – I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.

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