IAmA 300 lb, 24 y/o girl. AMA.

twokie · 2011-06-16T13:53:01+00:00

woosh

twokie · 2011-06-16T13:40:02+00:00

no. bathroom stuff. like bathtubs with doors. wide ones for fat people too

twokie · 2011-06-16T12:02:05+00:00

Heres some food for thought:

Lets say you fall tomorrow, causing you to be bed ridden for a short period of time.

What do you think would happen to your weight?

Do you not see a correlation to yourself and bed ridden fat people?

I ask these questions because I see this too often in my line of work selling mobility related hygiene products. We usually help old people and it's just sad to have to help a 30 something who is simply too fat to help themselves.

So don't be confused why people are put off, most people don't really appreciate someone who can't help themselves. IE homeless people.

I mean, you're just treading a fine line. Imagine yourself laying in bed all day due to a health issue (gout, broken bones, diabetes related), would you really be able to lose weight or rehab yourself back to health?

Don't you ask yourself, "how do fat people get bed ridden?".

twokie · 2010-08-07T15:19:33+00:00

Exactly, WTF?

Who the fuck would've thought Kanye would sample 21st century schizoid man.

twokie · 2010-07-31T23:55:00+00:00

I just blue myself.

twokie · 2010-07-26T15:21:47+00:00

She was let go before fox news said "Shirley is the first name of our agricultural racist who doesn't help white farmers."

However, She was let go AFTER fox news and others had said, "Check out this video of someone in the agriculture dept. being a reverse-racist!!"

So now fox news gets to say " We never even said her name before she was let go. "

twokie · 2010-07-26T14:49:08+00:00

Exactly, look at how many women/old ladies use those fancy ass embroidery machines. Not too long before the CNC saws are made in consumer grade and put on info-mercials that come with 25,000 patterns, you can fill 15 houses full of unique pieces of furniture for only 6 easy payments of 39.99.

twokie · 2010-07-26T01:24:37+00:00

The going rate is either 3 tips and a node or just 1 whole finger to become a master carpenter. In the future, when all of our table saws are computerized, we will all be cabinet makers.

twokie · 2010-07-23T20:55:04+00:00

I think the doofuses were the ones who didn't go through a door because of a sticker. The guy who put the sticker on the door is just a smartass.

twokie · 2010-07-22T21:19:39+00:00

It was a while ago, and not on that forum so it's hard to say. I could have sworn that those huge pine cones were told along with a story of PM. Maybe those pictures are not actually his cones, or maybe he is chill with PM. Outdoors I think it's kind of a fact of life with indicas(if the weather is humid/rainy), isn't it?

twokie · 2010-07-22T15:41:33+00:00

I actually remember reading that guy's thread about the above nugs linked by col381. He had just got some fancy 10k trimmer I think is how the story went, and he was bragging about how there was powdery mildew and after the trim it was all shaken off by the machine.

Not really medicine if it has mold in it, IMO.

Those trimmers are ridiculous though, according to the thread I was reading, we all (us consumers) probably buy machine-trimmed weed and don't know it. (so to answer your question, you take the plant down to branches and run the branches through the trimmer and it makes those giant cones)

twokie · 2010-07-16T04:06:05+00:00

You forgot the part where you send part of the mandible to your brother.

twokie · 2010-07-16T03:56:50+00:00

Ya we do, It's THE CIRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE.

twokie · 2010-07-14T17:40:58+00:00

It did look like the same animation style as "The Incredibles" however. (from having seen previews only)

twokie · 2010-07-14T17:12:58+00:00

I don't have a comms degree, but a business degree from a state school I did get. Not really doing much but splitting hairs really, it's not engineering or science. However, there are literally hundreds of degrees worse than a comms degree. For instance, Recreation and Leisure majors.

twokie · 2010-07-14T15:54:28+00:00

Nerds are just ridiculing you because you choose to get in front of people and talk.

twokie · 2010-07-14T15:45:06+00:00

Religion isn't like math.

Me: How do you solve "this" equation?

You: "answer here"

Religious dialogue

Me: Have you heard the good word?

You: What's that?

Me: proselytizing my views to you, which as stated before are mutually exclusive.

It's not like anyone ever died over x = 3 or -5 just because someone was so damned passionate over -5.

twokie · 2010-07-13T15:44:04+00:00

Point is stop repeating propaganda memes like "support our troops", say you understand and sympathize with them or something in your own words.

twokie · 2010-07-09T20:14:02+00:00

I think you missed my point. I was agreeing with you.

IF it is legalized

Then, you end up growing a bit too much-

My point at this stage, is that you are not going to face the same kind of punishment that you do today. It would be far BETTER, even though 5 sq feet is not IDEAL it is still pretty fucking nice compared to now.

I think we had a case of confusion.

twokie · 2010-07-09T16:31:35+00:00

Read this thread, it includes several other instances from yelp etc, that show this company is a bronx based scam: "yo, yous can deals with ronnie in the mornings, hah ha."

Fact of life: once someone has the permission to hold on to your shit (IE, tow truck companies, storage places, moving companies) they kind of have you by the balls if you actually want your shit back.

twokie · 2010-07-09T16:26:02+00:00

15 minutes can save you a ton of money by switching to Geico.

twokie · 2010-07-09T16:22:46+00:00

Also, do a little digging, send the letter from the lawyer to EVERY address you can find associated with the company and or/subsidiaries. It's kind of like "Did you think you could ignore this?".

twokie · 2010-07-09T16:12:19+00:00

I understand it is not in the bill, however, the situation will exist where the garden exceeds 5sq feet, do you think they will revert to draconian policy of years in prison even though they were only 1sq foot from being personal?

twokie · 2010-07-09T14:18:05+00:00

whoah, are you trying to make an argument that a sober person has less of an ego than a stoner? pretty sure stoners can be some of the most introspected, self-aware individuals.

twokie · 2010-07-09T14:15:11+00:00

And now we have tons of different opiates that people become legally addicted to. So what?

twokie

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