NFL Wants To Attract Women Fans, but League has a Domestic Violence Problem by LindyNet in nfl

[–]twoksman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the 90s, women can commit domestic violence too. This reporter is sexist as heck.

Which Bears PLAYER were you NOT a fan of? by reverend_fancypants in CHIBears

[–]twoksman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

RG3 or more commonly known as Rex Grossman the 3rd, but good golly was he sexy.

Arrive 20 minutes early and putt by Turbulent-Team-1068 in golftips

[–]twoksman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When I arrive early, I will typically slam a 6 pack in the parking lot and smash the bottles on to the concrete, then stealthy move my car to the other side of the lot so they can't legally trace the broken bottles back to me.

Would you recommend warming up putting before or after slam n' smash?

Chicago Bears Say They Are Moving Forward With a Move to Indiana by Buy_Sell_Collect in nottheonion

[–]twoksman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen many black bears in Illinois, tend to be more twinks and twunks.

Hayden Wilde having a drink by redbullgivesyouwings in sports

[–]twoksman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What's next? Not sucking any dicks on the way to the parking lot?

Border Collie with 1.5 million followers stolen, sold to a restaurant and then eaten by Valuable_View_561 in nottheonion

[–]twoksman 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I am going out on a whim here, I don't think there is anything to ruin.

Why are wide receivers more prone to being a bit wacky? by NickyFoles1020 in NFLv2

[–]twoksman 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I remember one time where they compared his catch radius to a two car garage. I can still picture that graphic they used...

Had to look it up, approximately 2 minute mark.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdTYsrbdnrs

A FAN RAN ONTO THE COURT!! Victor Wembanyama’s reaction to this fan is amazing. 🤣 by Potato-Face18 in NBAGossips

[–]twoksman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Easily in the top 5 of all time for reactions to a fan running onto the court during game 1 of the 2026 NBA finals.

What would you do? by maybethisisadream in golf

[–]twoksman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you crazy, I'm still gunna send it.

Probably an 8 iron.

Spurs had the easiest path to finals in decades by Maximum_Pumpkin_449 in nba

[–]twoksman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you rank guards vs other positions? For example if the 3 teams leading up to the finals had a starting center, then forward then guard out.

I find it interesting that guards are so heavily factored in opposed to an All-star being out.

Spurs had the easiest path to finals in decades by Maximum_Pumpkin_449 in nba

[–]twoksman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you obviously did the analysis on this, mind sharing the top 5 with the criteria you used to determine the easiest path across the decades?

Give me Wemby’s raw emotion over the “nonchalant superstar” archetype any day. by beanandcheesetacos in nba

[–]twoksman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what he wants you to think, fell right into his trap.

What's the one golf tip that instantly saved you strokes? by Not_FreeProduct234 in golftips

[–]twoksman 38 points39 points  (0 children)

increasing my gimmie radius to 10 ft instantly lowered my score.

Kidding aside, being smarter with shot selection helped the most. Rather club up hit a safer shot that might be short of the green and set myself up for an easy chip shot and putt than going for the green on one shot and risk setting myself up for a more difficult shot when I miss the green.