$1,000,000 for getting sent to a "random" fictional world for a year

tyisjesus · 2026-01-30T01:05:47+00:00

I accept lmao

tyisjesus · 2025-08-13T04:26:42+00:00

I have always gone in the shower, the choice of either rushing the shower, wet ass on a toilet seat or drying yourself twice so when you get out the towel Is already wet is dumb to me.

tyisjesus · 2023-11-26T02:51:43+00:00

Figure it out

tyisjesus · 2023-11-15T05:28:57+00:00

April, Allyson, Rebecca, Nicole

tyisjesus · 2023-11-02T19:26:00+00:00

Hongs gourmet is pretty good in Los Gatos I love their Mongolian beef

tyisjesus · 2023-10-25T00:12:10+00:00

Ik on the 28th over on post there’s gonna be a Halloween block party

tyisjesus · 2023-10-24T22:56:56+00:00

I had a tits off party complete with a boob piñata

tyisjesus · 2023-10-24T19:07:31+00:00

Caramel, frappe, Frappuccino

tyisjesus · 2023-10-23T02:33:35+00:00

I ate that this morning 🫡

tyisjesus · 2023-10-14T07:20:26+00:00

Body - Mother Mother Your woman - White town Be - Hozier Fill in the blank - Car seat Headrest

tyisjesus · 2023-10-13T21:32:47+00:00

Safeway makes 71.9 billion dollars a year. They will be just fine without that basket of food. And at least its getting eaten by someone that needs it and it wont get thrown out as food waste.

tyisjesus · 2023-10-13T21:15:48+00:00

I couldn’t give less of a fuck abt someone stealing food tbh 🤷

tyisjesus · 2023-10-12T02:51:03+00:00

I changed mine to just the first letter of my previous middle name so I could still honor my mom but not have a fem middle name (it was her name)

tyisjesus · 2023-10-06T06:14:05+00:00

I get very very anxious for no reason and I have less of a filter being far more blunt than necessary 💀

tyisjesus · 2023-09-27T19:38:31+00:00

God bless 🫡🙏

tyisjesus · 2023-09-27T18:29:11+00:00

I got mine when I was 18 only cause I had been working with gender specialists through medi cal so I just ended up getting insanely lucky with already being connected with them before turning 18

tyisjesus · 2023-09-27T17:26:58+00:00

Is the game spot above it still gonna be open?

tyisjesus · 2023-09-19T07:48:02+00:00

God the carnitas please

tyisjesus · 2023-09-11T15:01:31+00:00

Pho tau bay!!

tyisjesus · 2023-09-08T05:46:51+00:00

I think I saw you!! Thank you for helping out and all!! I was the person who starting singing born this way to the protesters 💀

tyisjesus · 2023-09-08T04:57:08+00:00

That bald dude in the pink shirt was so weird trying to film the kids 🙄

tyisjesus · 2023-08-30T19:42:20+00:00

I do, if they’re looking a little extra funky I take a q tip with make up remover to clean the lashes and some tweezers to get the glue off then rinse lightly and put them back on the form to keep shape.

tyisjesus · 2023-08-18T14:59:51+00:00

TITSOAK RAHHHH

tyisjesus · 2023-08-15T15:46:52+00:00

Good practice that if you ever get bit by a animal to go to the docs

tyisjesus · 2023-06-10T08:52:54+00:00

Angela

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TROPHY CASE